Low Hanging

Captain William Teglia’s ‘Schmidty’s Salty Blue Balls’ are holding truer to the last part of their name than they would like through six weeks of play. The ‘Balls’ are ‘scoring’ at a middle-of-the-pack rate, but their 1-4-1 record reflects that they are certainly not ‘closing the deal’/’getting lucky’. Royal Blue will need to tighten up, start producing, and find some real release in their final three games, or it will be *snip snip*…out of the playoff picture.

Awkward Position

Captain Tyler Winstead & Company may well live by their namesake ‘It’s Not Grey In A Threeway’ credo, but Grey has struggled with (for lack of a better term) some impotency issues to this point in the season, with a league worst five goals in five games. Whether their flaccid five game run is the result of a lack of confidence, ‘stage fright’, or some other menage of emotions is unclear, but at 0-3-2, they find themselves as not-so-power bottoms in desperate need of a late season thrust…

Rear View

All but one team are piled up behind Captain Carl Vankoughnett’s ‘CarliforNeons’ on their SDFHL Summer League 2025 commute. The traffic is like, really bad back there. Some teams may consider exiting the 405 at Getty Center Drive, and taking Sepulveda towards Westwood…then making a left at the Rancho’s Tacos on Palm, and cutting trough the Von’s parking lot to Olive, then slipping over to the 10 before the Dodgers game gets out. The alternative would be to win more games, but, like…whatever…