REDACTED 1 Double Do' 7: License To Teal 1 Snowbody Dubs It Better 3 Brownfinger 0 Karnsino Royale 1 Mason Impossible: Pink Ops 7 Maroonraker 2 Dye Another Grey 3 The Nick Who Gloved Ne 5 coVert AgedGents 3
Fall 2026

TOMORROW NEVER TIES

Two of the three remaining undefeated teams met in Week Three, with Captain Dorothy Kline's Teal taking on Captain Bryan Ossa's Charcoal. The two remain undefeated, which of course means that this was the equivalent of the proverbial 'early brush with the villain where nothing really happens, but the tension is ratcheted up for the big finale to come' from every Bond movie ever. Of course, there are no ties in playoff hockey (it's really no time to tie, after all), so we'll have to wait for the next film to see how this arc ends...

Week Three boxes are up...recaps to come.

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Sun Sep 27, 4:00pm Upcoming
Away The Nick Who Gloved Ne Home Dye Another Grey
Scorekeeper Shawna Hamon Referees Chuck Bender, Matt Rogers
Sun Sep 27, 5:00pm Upcoming
Away Snowbody Dubs It Better Home Double Do' 7: License To Teal
Scorekeeper Gordon Schmidt Referees Mark DeGraffenreid, Steph Palomo Schmidt
Sun Sep 27, 6:00pm Upcoming
Away Maroonraker Home Mason Impossible: Pink Ops
Scorekeeper Jason Northrup Referees Andrew Wong, Adam Schindler
Sun Sep 27, 7:00pm Upcoming
Away Karnsino Royale Home Brownfinger
Scorekeeper Janet Goins Referees Chad Goins, Sean Kelly
Sun Sep 27, 8:00pm Upcoming
Away coVert AgedGents Home REDACTED
Scorekeeper Josh Wirt Referees Wasif Hussain, Ryan Karns

Standings

Team GP W L T PTS GF GA DIFF
The Nick Who Gloved Ne 3 3 0 0 6 18 6 +12
REDACTED 3 2 0 1 5 10 3 +7
Double Do' 7: License To Teal 3 2 0 1 5 11 4 +7
Mason Impossible: Pink Ops 3 2 1 0 4 15 7 +8
Dye Another Grey 3 2 1 0 4 10 10 0
Karnsino Royale 3 1 2 0 2 6 15 -9
Snowbody Dubs It Better 3 1 2 0 2 6 9 -3
Brownfinger 3 1 2 0 2 5 10 -5
Maroonraker 3 0 3 0 0 3 13 -10
coVert AgedGents 3 0 3 0 0 6 13 -7

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Scoring Leaders

PlayerGAPTS
Alex Giummo 10 3 13
Kyle Snyder 11 2 13
Carl Vankoughnett 2 8 10

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Goalie Leaders

GoalieGPWSV%
Chuck Bender 3 2 0.933
Chris Tran 1 1 0.920
Mason Holcomb 3 2 0.877

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Star Of The Week

Chuck Bender

Chuck's trademark nonchalance, even in the face of repeated golden chances by the likes of Owen Perks just tickles me so much. It was likely more of an irritating, persistent itch-that-can't-be-scratched for Charcoal, who fired twenty-seven shots at the stoic veteran only to come up empty on all but one. Bender's 26/27 heroics kept Teal undefeated (and in lock step with Charcoal, fittingly) through three weeks of play at 2-0-1.

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Recent Recaps

Fall 2026 · Week 2 · Sep 14 A VIEW TO A KILL

Three agents have completed their first two deadly missions successfully, dispatching all henchmen in their path, and shifting their sleek sports cars into high gear as they wend towards the lair where a secret, sinister organization is rumored to be hatching a plan to harness the power of 'The Cup' (an ancient artifact said to grant the holder eternal bragging rights). Three other agents are strapped to a table with a laser inching towards their collective junk (now, that's an image), and the remaining four have found some success, but will likely need to find some better gadgets if they hope to survive and thrive in this high stakes spy game...

Fall 2026 · Week 1 · Aug 31 Win & Let Lose

I probably shouldn't be typing this out in plain text...this headline blurb may be intercepted and completely compromise the mission, but....the SDFHL Fall League 2026 season went off with a bang in Week One, with five operatives completing their deadly directives, and five meeting a spy's (disavowed) demise. With 008 weeks to go, there is still plenty of time for wild chases, spectacular escapes, and maybe even a tense and torrid romp with a seductive counter agent...

Fall 2026 · Week 1 · Aug 24 Flushed
Captain William Teglia's Purple lost their only game of the regular season to Brown back in Week One. They lost their only playoff game to Brown in Week Three. The common asterisk in those Brown wins...no Owen Perks. Perks' return proved the key, as his two goals in a 3-1 game one win, and his goal and FOUR assists in the encore finally wiped and flushed Captain Bryan Ossa's 'Dookey Kong'. CONGRATULATIONS to Captain Teglia and Purple, and a big shoutout to my 'Dookey Kong' mates for an amazing run from a 'find a way' seven seed...

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