Captain Emily Bennington's Green had been watching...waiting...safe and dry from the rains in a secret place with secret plans to sneak about, slit throats, and save their season. After dumping Grey's lifeless body in a trunk in Week Eight, Bennington's agents picked off Pink, then choked out Charcoal in Week Nine to complete their rise from clueless klutzes to playoff suspects...
Our local weather is FINALLY cooling, and Captain Jeremy Copp's Grey may well be the reason. No team in the league has been icier than Copp & Company, with just one point to show for their last four outings leaving them on the concerningly cozy with the cut line coming into their Week Eight match with Captain Wasif Hussain's Brown. By contrast, Brown was tied for the second 'warmest' team, coming in with a mark of 2-1-1 over their last four, tied with a resurgent White for second behind...yeah...you know. It is very safe to say (speaking from a profound personal knowledge) that frustration, desperation, and despair were setting in for Grey, and while it was not yet 'must win' time, it was about as close as it gets to 'the death' (fittingly enough...on DÍa De Los Muertos). A scoreless first saw Brown edge Grey in shots 10-8, and Captain Copp's Crew drew hope from something that most other teams take for granted...moving into the second period on equal (or better) footing. This hope did not last long, however, as Brennen Abel gave Brown the first lead of the game at 5:45 (Sadie Hellstrom & Payam Sazegar). Sazegar followed just fourteen seconds later with his first of the season (Eli Schonbrun & Shelby Shattuck)...then Vinnie Santora's first of the season at 3:09 (Hellstrom & Abel)...then Shattuck's first of the season at 0:27 (Schonbrun). What little hope and fight was left in Grey's ranks bubbled to the surface in an early third period push, as Chris Koziol finished a tic-tac-toe play from Jordan Pynn and Mark DeGraffenreid at 9:43, followed by Rob Gaudio's seventh of the season at 7:49 (Mark Daquipa). Brown would negate both of those strikes with two more of their own in quick succession, though...Hellstrom at 7:10 (Schonbrun & Captain Hussain), and Hellstrom again at 6:12 (Abel). Grey would fight back again, with Gaudio's second of the game coming at 5:04 (Hima Joshi & Daquipa) and his hat trick capper following at 4:23 (DeGraffenreid & Pat Gladstone). Copp's Crew would continue to push, but they were met with one last push back..Schonbrun's third of the season at 1:22 to put the game out of reach for good...7-4 Brown over Grey. The loss, combined with results later in the evening (spoiler alert), drops the already chilly corpse of Grey below the cut line for the first time all season. The good news for Grey...their final regular season opponent is Teal, the second coldest team in the league over the past five weeks of play at 1-3-1. The bad news...they will now officially need help from other teams...either a Blue loss or two Green losses this Sunday to leave their playoff escape hatch open.
The remaining recaps are coming soon...just need to shake the depression from typing the first one.
| Team | GP | W | L | T | PTS | GF | GA | DIFF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Nick Who Gloved Ne | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 46 | 17 | +29 |
| Snowbody Dubs It Better | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 25 | 22 | +3 |
| Brownfinger | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 27 | 27 | 0 |
| Mason Impossible: Pink Ops | 8 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 32 | 24 | +8 |
| REDACTED | 8 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 26 | 20 | +6 |
| Double Do' 7: License To Teal | 8 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 23 | 27 | -4 |
| Karnsino Royale | 8 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 22 | 34 | -12 |
| coVert AgedGents | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 18 | 21 | -3 |
| Dye Another Grey | 8 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 21 | 37 | -16 |
| Maroonraker | 7 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 28 | -11 |
| Player | G | A | PTS |
|---|---|---|---|
| Alex Giummo | 28 | 10 | 38 |
| Kyle Snyder | 19 | 3 | 22 |
| Carl Vankoughnett | 4 | 17 | 21 |
| Goalie | GP | W | SV% |
|---|---|---|---|
| Don Tran | 5 | 2 | 0.892 |
| Chris Tran | 4 | 1 | 0.891 |
| Nick Meglich | 8 | 8 | 0.864 |
coVert AgedGents
Per usual, there were a number of worthy candidates for POTW in Week Nine, but at this point in the season, it is really about the impact of a player's effort(s). Kalen scored the lone goal in Green's 1-0 winning coup against Pink, then served up assists on the go-ahead and GWG goals in the conclusion of a rained out affair with Charcoal. Green now sit above the cut line for the first time all season, and STILL hold a game in hand over all but one other team...
Captain Grant Goins' 'Maroonraker' have been a failure to launch all season, but a huge Week Eight win over previously unbeaten Charcoal has them approaching playoff orbit with three games left in their regular season mission. Gabe Davenport secured POTW honors with his first career shutout, and while Maroon have plenty of work left to do to reach cut line escape velocity, this win may be the booster they need to shoot for the stars...
Captain Ryan Karns' 'Karsino Royale' were heads up with Captain Grant Goins' 'Maroonraker' in a high stakes Week Seven matchup, with the winner moving safely above the cut line (at least, for now), and the loser remaining in danger of being flushed out of playoff contention. The chip stacks remained even heading into the late going, but Jenna Chercoe and her Blue mates dealt Maroon yet another losing hand and shuffled up the standings with three games left in their schedule.
Captain Bryan Ossa's 'REDACTED' entered the third period of their Week Six match with White down two goals. The lead was down to one with one minute to play...thirty seconds to play...twenty seconds...ten...five...one...GOAL! Owen Perks made every second count, scoring a goal for the ages with one tick left to tock, and in doing so kept Charcoal's loss column clean as a whistle through five games. It remains to be seen what impact (if any) this will have on either team, but it is certainly another feather in Charcoal's confidence cap, and it keeps the Week Nine matchup with Neon set as the last potential Battle Of Undefeated Teams...