| Color | Team Name | GP | W | L | T | PTS | PIM | GF | GA | GD | SF | SA | SD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Olive Us Are Suspects Olive | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 31 | 41 | -10 | |
| Grayve Danger Grey | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 10 | -3 | 61 | 52 | 9 | |
| Golden Candlestick-handlers Gold | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 44 | 41 | 3 | |
| No Shit, Sherlock Brown | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 13 | 6 | 7 | 76 | 50 | 26 | |
| Agent Orange, In The Slot, With The Dagger Orange | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 12 | 9 | 14 | -5 | 46 | 86 | -40 | |
| Professor Salt's Plums Purple | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 9 | 4 | 5 | 66 | 41 | 25 | |
| Dr. Black's Bruisers Black | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 32 | 38 | -6 | |
| Wirt-Collar Crime White | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 65 | 59 | 6 | |
| PenaTeal Killers Teal | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 13 | -11 | 58 | 58 | 0 | |
| Murder On The J-Hole Express Red | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 15 | 4 | 11 | 55 | 59 | -4 | |
| Inspector Clue-Yo-A & The Pink Tranthers Pink | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 13 | -8 | 64 | 73 | -9 | |
# = Playoff Seed | X = Clinched Playoff Spot | E = Eliminated From Playoffs |
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