Suff(e)rage

Week 6:

Captain Audrey Stratton’s Silver side has been enjoying lavish meals, afternoons by the pool, and weekly spa treatments at the W Hotel to this point in the season, and several other teams have been racking up points and stashing them in an IRA, or some offshore tax shelter. It’s nice to see teams do well, but we should also keep the less fortunate in mind. Red, Tropical Blue, and Black are now a combined 0-10-0, with Black having failed to score a single goal through three games! I’m not suggesting that these teams are open to charitable contributions, but if they don’t find a way to make ends meet soon, they will all remain below the cut line, with no playoff ballot to cast come May…