League News

Both Captain Brennen Abel’s ‘PineAbels Under The Sea’ and Captain Josh Wirt’s ‘Jo-La’ The ExploRed’ earned their first wins of the season, making the playoff picture much less cut and dried heading into the second half of the regular run…

Captain Josh Wirt’s ‘Jo-La’ The Explo-Red’ are at least as lost in the early season goings as I am trying to figure out the ‘La’ part of their (very) tortured team name. At 0-4-0, Red are the only team without a point, in spite of The Map clearly explaining to them that the object of the sport is to score and win. I (for one) still believe this is just a bad start for a good team, but if they don’t find their way soon, they will be swiped out of contention…

Captain Brennen Abel and Captain Josh Wirt…two incredible players who now find themselves at the helm of sunken ships through the first third of the Wing League 2026 season. At 0-3-0, the only direction to swim (or float) is up, and both Captain Abel’s White and Captain Wirt’s Red have big ‘swim meets’ in Week Four against fellow floundering foes. Abel’s White will square off with Captain Owen Perks’ 0-2-1 Blue, while Wirt’s Red will wrestled with Captain Ryan Karns’ 1-2-0 Green. The question of which teams will kiss the bottom goodbye (at least for now) and which teams will come closer to kissing their collective bottoms goodbye will be answered this Sunday…

Captain Nick Meglich’s ‘Sandy Cheeks: Saving Nickini Bottom’ has proven to be as energetic and feisty as their namesake SpongeBob squirrel, so far. Not surprisingly, Alex Giummo is leading the way up front with eight points (six and two) through two weeks of play, including 2 and 2 in Sand’s 4-3 Week Two win over Pink. Equally unsurprising…Captain Meglich has faced the most shots of any goalie thus far (53), but is off to a 2-0-0/.925 start as he hopes to go back-to-back as king of the goalie (sand) castle…

Ten(tacle) new schools swam into action Sunday as the sea(son) of the SDFHL Wing League 2026 swelled with the promise of a fresh wave of nautical nonsense. It’s far too early to know who who will float to the top, and who will sink to the (Bikini) bottom, but….tides will tell.