League News

A stunning Week Nine coup for Captain Bathgate’s ‘Puffy White Shirts’ has left EVERY team still in playoff contention going into the final Sunday of play. Olive, Teal, Red, and Yellow all have hot bowls of playoff potage waiting for pickup, but it will be ‘NO SOUP FOR YOU’ for an unlucky two of the remaining six teams still wringing their hands in line for redemption ragout…

It hasn’t been a great look for White all season long, but a 6-2 loss in a crucial game against Black has them scrambling to find something up those puffy sleeves in their final two games, lest the flounce get the bounce from September play…

Captain Ian Crooks’ ‘Midnight Muffin Monsters’ have hit rock bottom after a loss to (previous) dead last denizens, Orange. Honestly, no one wants muffin bottoms…even the hungry and homeless. There is (literally) nowhere to go but up for Black, but with just three weeks of play remaining, and with a big game against ‘Puffy White Shirts’ looming, they will need to find the bran and berries to rise up, or risk hitting the compost pile…

After an 0-2-0 stumble out of the gate, Captain Carl Vankoughnett’s ‘Yellooow, Newman’ have rattled off three straight wins, making them the ‘hottest team in the league’ as we jump over the season hump and into the home stretch.

Leave a glass of freshly-squeezed OJ alone for some time, and all of the pulp will settle to the bottom. Captain Josh Tran’s ‘Pulp Can Move, Baby’ find themselves embodying their real life counterpart in that regard, while at the same time defying their Seinfeldian namesake. A short-benched 6-4 loss to Yellow has them at 0-3-1, and in desperate need of some ‘movement’ as we arrive at the midway point in the Summer 2023 season.