League News – San Diego Floor Hockey League

Candlestuck

May 18, 2024 at 3:03 pm.

Our Week Eight cover team, Gold, is making the paper for all the wrong reasons. With just one win in four tries coming in, and given that the lone win […]

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‘Olive’ is just ‘Evil O’ backwards…food for thought, especially if you’re pitted (see what I did there) against Captain Copp’s crew, who continue to kill it at 3-0-1. They got away with their latest lethal laceration in spite of the absence of Soar and Silas…scary!

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Holmes Stand

May 1, 2024 at 4:55 pm.

Captain Kyle Prior and ‘No Shit, Sherlock’ have peeked through some key holes in the lineups of their last two opponents, and have kept themselves within striking distance of the peak spot in the standings at 3-1-0 as the investigation at 4S Manor enters a fifth week…

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Clueless

April 22, 2024 at 4:30 pm.

While most of our suspects-turned-investigators have picked up at least a clue or two on the trail of President Pope’s killer, and while some are really racking up the leads, Lady Leah Tealsdale and (fittingly, given the team namesake) Princess Janine diRosa remain completely in the dark through three weeks of mingling and mind melding around 4S Manor. There is plenty of time left to turn over some traces, but much more of the o-fer will find these two colder than the corpse in question…

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Trained Assassins

April 17, 2024 at 4:29 pm.

Detective Joel Q Redman (AKA Captain Joel Gattey) has all of the cars on his ‘J-Hole Express’ on the rails, and heading in the right direction, full steam ahead. Red’s first two opponents met the same bloody fate (murder, if the other portion of their name bears any basis in reality), and crime has paid off (so far) with Redman & Company chugging along, far from the standings caboose now at 2-0-0…

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