League News

If you aren’t familiar with the namesake for Captain Lena Amelang’s ‘Kirby Enthusiasm’, this cute little pink blob uses tremendous sucking power to inhale enemies (often inheriting any special powers they may possess). True to namesake form, after dropping their season opener to the only remaining undefeated team in the league (Blue), Pink have sucked up three straight wins, blowing through their first four games at a 3-1-0 pace that has them tickled to be toward the top of the table.

Captain Eli Schonbrun’s ‘Blue Schelbies’ have zoomed to the front of the pack in true namesake fashion. A deep, talented lineup has them sharing top honors with Captain Zach Siemer’s Grey as we pass through turn one of the Summer League 2026 course…

With two weeks of the Summer 2026 season in the books, all nine teams have now played at least one game. The table has proven quite level thus far, with all but two teams having secured a win. In spite of failing on the shirt-color-team-name association tradition, and also failing to recognize that our league uses a ball, Captain Zach Siemer’s ‘Puck Hunt’ are the first team to two wins, powered by a double barrel hat trick start from (deliciously appropriately) Kalen Hunter.