League News

Some move on, and some live in a van ….

Rookie Captain William Teglia and the “Schmidty’s Salty Blue Balls” are joining Nick Meglich’s “Live From 4S, It’s Sunday White” to live in that Van down by the river for the rest of the summer while 8 other lucky teams moved on in search of playoff glory. The Carliforneons edged out MacBlueber for that coveted top playoff seed but it came down to a tie breaker to get there and with an absolute logjam of teams at the top its anyone guess how the playoffs will unfold. One this is for sure though, Carl is very excited for Pope to return from his vacation because when he volunteered to do all this he didn’t realize how much work it all was! Updates tomorrow, I’m going to bed.

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For whom the cowbell tolls…

The only drama rivalling the Coldplay kiss cam scandal is that of the SDFHL three-way race for the playoffs battle between Tyler Winstead “It’s Not Grey In A Three Way”, William Teglias “Schmidty’s Salty Blue Balls ” and Nick Meglichs “Live From 4S, It’s Sunday White!”. All 3 teams have been hit hard by the summer attendance curse but going into Sundays games they all still have a legitimate shot at that coveted last spot!!! Who will make the cut, and who will take the 6 week holiday is anyone’s guess……

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Low Hanging

Captain William Teglia’s ‘Schmidty’s Salty Blue Balls’ are holding truer to the last part of their name than they would like through six weeks of play. The ‘Balls’ are ‘scoring’ at a middle-of-the-pack rate, but their 1-4-1 record reflects that they are certainly not ‘closing the deal’/’getting lucky’. Royal Blue will need to tighten up, start producing, and find some real release in their final three games, or it will be *snip snip*…out of the playoff picture.

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Awkward Position

Captain Tyler Winstead & Company may well live by their namesake ‘It’s Not Grey In A Threeway’ credo, but Grey has struggled with (for lack of a better term) some impotency issues to this point in the season, with a league worst five goals in five games. Whether their flaccid five game run is the result of a lack of confidence, ‘stage fright’, or some other menage of emotions is unclear, but at 0-3-2, they find themselves as not-so-power bottoms in desperate need of a late season thrust…

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