League News

Whether or not the flakes of gold in Goldschläger are real, they go into your digestive system, and out the other end as (sparkly) waste. It’s fitting, then, that Captain Joel Gattey’s ‘Goal-schlägers’ find themselves in the standings toilet through four weeks of play. While they are far from flushed, it’s going to take some difficult, dirty digging and sifting to salvage any real value this season…

A toast…to all of the tangy twists that this SDFHL season has to offer. Captain Janet Goins’ ‘Abelol Schmidts’ raised their glasses after raising some eyebrows with a stunning, spritzkrieg 6-4 win over previously-perfect Atomic Blue in Week Four. It was Orange’s first win of the season, but also (definitely) the first time the (suddenly shaky) ‘Silencer’™ has allowed a six pack of strikes. It’s an (ironically) sobering reminder that anything can happen when you belly up to the Crossbar on Sunday…

Captain Ryan Karns’ ‘Bar Stool Samples’ got a bit hammered on ‘Jonnie Wolmer Blue Label’, and found themselves down 3-0 with 80 seconds to play. Their prayers to the porcelain god were answered though, and they proceeded to stage the greatest rally in SDFHL history, scoring three times in the span of 64 seconds to regain their feet and tie another one on…

The ‘CrossBar’ was jumping on opening night, with new friends (and foes) hammering shots, buzzing with new linemates, and generally getting the party started on the Fall 2024 season. Some teams partied harder than others, and some may just want to black out the whole night, but the boozing has just begun, and the strongest livers will deliver the ultimate prize…

A toast…to a new SDFHL season! The ‘Team Theme’ open session was a chance for some of the more dedicated partiers to come out and sneak in a few shots before the real revelry begins with Week One action this Sunday. Everything tastes better from The Cup, but only one team will get that champion-sip…