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CONGRATULATIONS TO THE SDFHL FALL 2021-2022 CHAMPS, ‘PURPLE REIGN’!

The lesser dominoes have all fallen like a house of cards…checkmate. It’s now time for the real show…the stadium show…the one with smoke, and explosions, and drunk chicks on shoulders showing…appreciation to the bands. Captain Joe Malki’s ‘Sweet Child O’ Malki’ survived a bump in the road, and they’re coming back to face a primed and poised ‘Purple Reign’ this Sunday for all the marbles (marbles here being stacks of cash, adoring fans, backstage action, and piles of cocaine), Come out this Sunday and witness the face-melty awesomeness of the Fall 2021-2022 SDFHL Final!

The forecast for championship Sunday is looking more and more like ‘Reign’, after Captain Zach Salt and his purple-clad posse balled out, then invited Green inside for pancakes and grapes in Week Three. Pink and Orange stayed alive, and will fight for the right to take on Green…for the right to challenge Purple for the crown. Whoever makes it to the big show will need to beat the incumbent twice…they have lost one game in twelve, to this point, so…good luck with that!

The top two seeds are playing all the hits, thus far, breezing past lesser acts as though they are mere sound checks. ‘Purple Reign’ and ‘Sweet Child O’ Malki’ will trade licks and bass kicks this Sunday with a ticket to the BIG SHOW on the line…

The lights are brighter, and things get heavier on the big stage (just ask Axl’s waist line about that last bit). ‘Goins ‘N’ Roses’ were the only headliner to leave their fans wanting more on the first leg of The Playoff Tour, as ‘Sweet Child O’ Malki’, ‘Purple Reign’, and ‘Sean Bon Joshi’ got off to a rocking start. ‘Wirt(h)snake’ provided the only upset on the night, leaving Captain Janet’s team once bitten, and one step closer to playing backyard bar mitzvahs in the suburbs…