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Captain Jon Salt’s ‘Fembots’ held no power over Grey in their season opener, but have since wiled their way to a 2-0-1 mark to move into a share of the top spot in the standings. Salt has personally account for half of his team’s twelve tallies to this point, and Sean Kelly is as groovy as ever with a .910/1.75. We’re halfway to the final shag-off…keep a close eye on these poison pretties…

Eric Willard got Lime, and his POTW campaign, off on the right foot early in the first, and doubled the damage late in the second. Meanwhile, Alex Theis made a […]

Captain Chad Goins & ‘Hakuna Mostafa’ are not feeling much love through the first two weeks of play, coming in like a lamb with a lopsided Week One loss, and a (misfortune-aided) close-but-not-quite meeting with ‘the other blue’ in Week Two. This season is expected to be wide open and a bit wacky, and even the lowliest team has a chance for last minute redemption, but…the pride still stings with every loss (see what I did there…pride…lions…fuck, I am so awesome)…

Even in a season where every team (technically) ‘makes the playoffs’, one team was being written off as having ‘no chance’ before the season even began. Of course (because, of course) that team (Captain Nagy’s ‘SubLime’) would rise up and crush their first opponent of the season, leaving pompous pundits profoundly perplexed. I, for one, have always been high on Lime…not sure why all these other haters started with the preseason slander and shade…some people just have no vision.