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Present Danger

Week Five: December 23, 2021

The Malkis…omnipresent at the top of the standings, and never an easy outing for opposition. It was another win with an evil grin for Green in Week Five, as they have now cleaned out the neatly wrapped W’s from under each opponent’s tree. They sit glowering and gloating from their mountain retreat, bellowing ‘WHOS NEXT’ (see what I did there?) down the steep and slippery standings.

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White Elephants

Week Four: December 17, 2021

Captain Wirth’s White, and Captain Gattey’s Cream currently find themselves discarded in the corner, under shreds of wrapping paper and a freshly/hastily opened box of wins that some other team is enjoying. The winless sides face off in a holiday reach for redemption this Sunday…

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Child’s Play

Week 4: December 7, 2021

This cute little rocker is not just a nod to ‘Sweet Child O’ Malki’…for whom ‘It’s So Easy’ to knock off/nearly shut out powerhouse Blue, but also a reminder that this Sunday will be the second and final chance to donate new, and gently-used clothing for babies in need. Our Gently Hugged drive rolls on in Week Four…please help make a difference!

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crüe intentiöns

Week 3: November 30, 2021

Captain Ryan Karns and ‘Mötley Blüe’ are smokin’ (both in, and out of the boys room) out of the gate, having torched their first two opponents for twelve goals on their way to a 2-0-0 start. Captain Joel Gattey’s ‘Creaming For Vengeance’ took the loss in their opener against the league’s clear and present powerhouse, but their five goal losing effort should serve notice that they can blaze with the big boys (and girls)…

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Level Check

Week 1: November 16, 2021

Every band was an opener in Week One of the Fall Tour, but at least one act is already looking like a headliner. Mötley Blüe unleashed (Nikki) Six on Brown to account for the only smash hit, while the rest of the set list was tighter than a snare. The tune up continues this Sunday, as Cream come to the stage to jam out the jitters and look to make some noise.

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