League News

Captain Tomáš Jankovic and his ‘Bare Naked Linkes’ stared down another top tier competitor in Week Five, edging Navy 3-2 to remain undefeated at 3-0-2. They have tied both Black and Red, with whom they are currently sharing space at the top of the standings, and Zach Salt appears to be on a mission to lead the league in scoring, and (nearly single-handedly) push White to the promised land…

Captain Arnold Gonzales and his ‘Canadian Moun-Theis Of Navy Scotia’ are riding high after galloping past ‘JOntario’ in Week Four. Josh Wirt wore the hat in the win, but the badge has also been worn by Nick Vacchio, and the entire team is straddled snuggly across the back of outstanding goaltending. Week Five marks the midway point in the season, and Navy will face their twin 2-0-2 team, White, in this Sunday’s marquee matchup…

Things aren’t going down so well for Captain Parsa Mostafavi and ‘My Harsh Will Gold On’. Just two goals and zero wins in three games is an icy start, for sure. Even when the sailing looked smooth against Navy in Week Three, Gold found the ice berg, and couldn’t steer their way to a win. There are still plenty of life rafts available, but a meeting with front-running Black this Sunday could be a sink or swim moment…

Captain Ian Crooks and his ‘Black Bacon, Trancakes & Mabel Syrup’ are the only team with two wins on their plate through two weeks of play. They don’t fill up on goals and assists (too many carbs), but a thick slice or two of Carl Vankoughnett, a generous side of Chris Tran, and a drizzle of Brennan Abel…that’s a recipe for a heavy meal that’s not easy to put down…