Murder One

Captain Joel Gattey’s ‘Murder On The J-Hole Express’ were the last Spring League 2024 team standing, bleeding out the clock after a single Nick Vacchio stab left the one seed for dead in the first game of the Final. It was the dramatic duel to the death you would expect from the two teams backed by the two undisputed giants of the SDFHL goalie ranks, and both teams were great, but there can ultimately be only one survivor, and this time the two seed was the one team who scored the one goal and won it all…

Hush Hush

‘The Silencer’ is not just a silly/loose play on words nickname for the most dominant goalie the league has ever seen, but a fact…a warning…an accurate description of Silas Perks. Captain Copp’s Olive breezed through the regular season on his broad, unbending back, and after their first and only loss to Brown in Week Two of playoff play, Perks has pushed his team back to the Final with three straight wins, including a double-header-do-or-die deed this past Sunday. Olive was outshot 78-36 in that span, but lopsided numbers are just noise to Perks, and as we’ve established, he silences noise…