Left For Dead

There is a lot of tongue-in-cheek Star Trek lore centered around the very serious subject of death, with the most common ‘amusing’ and ‘delightful’ observation being that those crew members assigned to wear red shirts are often beamed down to a strange planet along with a smattering of blue shirts and gold shirts (the ‘important’ crew), only to be summarily dispatched by the locals and (presumably) backfilled back on board the ship by the next poor soul. As irony (or apt) would have it, Captain Mostafa Azab’s ‘red shirts’ were one of two teams that didn’t make it back from a ‘routine scouting mission’ on planet Reglar-Seezun. Captain Joel Gattey’s ‘lime shirts’ did not fare any better, which should not surprise anyone familiar with the color scheme of the original show and its many spinoffs. The remaining eight crews will forge ahead to the strange new world of playoff space starting Sunday, December 7th…

Warped

When Captain Nagy’s crew went off Star Trek script with their namesake ‘The ORangeVILLE’, we should have known that this was a dangerous and unpredictable bunch. Even in the absence of their main weapons systems (Kalen Hunter and Eric Willard), Nagy’s scrappy cast of misfits managed to divert nearly all power to their shields (Nick Meglich), while reserving enough to fire off three on-target photons and warp away from Captain Ryan Karns’ Purple unscathed. While their Week One nemesis, Black, is still ‘out there…somewhere’, Orange may well prove the only ship capable of tracking down and terminating the most feared vessel in this, or any other star system…

Prosperity

Both Captain Mostafa Azab’s ‘Live Long & ProspeRed’ and Captain Jeremy Copp’s ‘The Final FronTeal’ came into Week Seven with no wins, and every reason to fear that their season was destined to amount to a Kobayashi Maru (yeah, I’ve never heard of it, either…thanks, Google). Inspired wins for both Red and Teal may have both teams on course to live longer and finally enjoy some ‘prosperity’…if nothing else, the standings now reflect a bit more ‘parity’…