Bao Wow Wow

So, you are kicking Bowser’s ass in one of the myriad Mario installments, and after doing sufficient damage, you think the battle is over…but he just gets angrier, breaks out more moves, and throws more chaos at you. Even when you FINALLY vanquish him…he is just back and badder than ever in the next iteration. Captain Bao Nguyen’s (NC-17) ‘Getting Piped By Bao-Ser’ namesake incarnation seem to be following in their favorite fanged foe’s footsteps, having saved seven giant fireballs for Brown in a HUGE 7-3 win, and turning a seven week struggle that looked to be leading to a regular season ‘GAME OVER’ into the very real possibility of an extra life…

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