Final Boss

John Kushneryk very nearly stole a spot in the Final for Captain Eli Schonbrun’s Blue, stopping 21/21 Neon shots to push Blue on to a meeting with Purple. JK was even busier, and nearly as perfect (33/35) in the encore, but Captain William Teglia’s OT strike proved that being an evil, sneering, moustache-twirling villain pays when and where it counts. The Summer League 2026 Final is now set, with ‘Willuigis’ looking to FINALLY stomp out their nemesis nuisance, Captain Bryan Ossa’s ‘Dookey Kong’.

Week Four boxes are up, recaps to come…

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