League News

Captain Josh Tran’s ‘Pulp Can Move, Baby!’ and Captain Ian Crooks’ ‘Midnight Muffin Monsters’ swallowed the hard truth that they are definitely not the breakfast of champions, after choking down a loss on the last Sunday of regular season play. A win for Black, and even just a draw for Orange would have been enough to earn a seat at the playoff luncheon this Sunday, but, alas, their opponents were just hungrier…

A stunning Week Nine coup for Captain Bathgate’s ‘Puffy White Shirts’ has left EVERY team still in playoff contention going into the final Sunday of play. Olive, Teal, Red, and Yellow all have hot bowls of playoff potage waiting for pickup, but it will be ‘NO SOUP FOR YOU’ for an unlucky two of the remaining six teams still wringing their hands in line for redemption ragout…

It hasn’t been a great look for White all season long, but a 6-2 loss in a crucial game against Black has them scrambling to find something up those puffy sleeves in their final two games, lest the flounce get the bounce from September play…

Captain Ian Crooks’ ‘Midnight Muffin Monsters’ have hit rock bottom after a loss to (previous) dead last denizens, Orange. Honestly, no one wants muffin bottoms…even the hungry and homeless. There is (literally) nowhere to go but up for Black, but with just three weeks of play remaining, and with a big game against ‘Puffy White Shirts’ looming, they will need to find the bran and berries to rise up, or risk hitting the compost pile…

After an 0-2-0 stumble out of the gate, Captain Carl Vankoughnett’s ‘Yellooow, Newman’ have rattled off three straight wins, making them the ‘hottest team in the league’ as we jump over the season hump and into the home stretch.