Happy Jays

When Captain Rob Gaudio’s (blandly-named) ‘Blue Jays’ aren’t busy flying high, they are sharing a roost in the standings attic with the only other undefeated team in the league, Captain Jeremy Copp’s ‘Jeramaican Perk Wings’. Their flawless flight plan will be put to the test with the looming departure of top-worm-earner, Kyle Snyder. Snyder’s swan song (so to speak) will come in a Week Five showdown with winless Brown, and replacing such a big bird will be no small task…

Flightless

Three Wing League 2025 hatchlings remain grounded, with Captain Shawna Hamon’s Brown, Captain Alan Razoky’s Green, and Captain Hima Joshi’s Black all failing to take to the winds of winning through two weeks of play. With all three teams facing opponents with at least a point this week, all three could remain earth-bound into February. While there are a good number of flightless bird species that have thrived through the eons of evolution, winning is what keeps teams from going the way of the dodo…