| Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | PIM | PPG | SHG | GWG | ENG | Stars | P/G | G/G |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fall 2026 | The Nick Who Gloved Ne | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4.00 | 1.00 |
| Summer 2026 | Super Malkios | 8 | 7 | 4 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1.38 | 0.88 |
| Wing 2026 | Mermaid Man & Karnacle Boy | 8 | 4 | 8 | 12 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1.50 | 0.50 |
| Fall 2025 | Grapes Of Wrath Of Karns | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Summer 2025 | The CarliforNeons | 9 | 7 | 7 | 14 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 1.56 | 0.78 |
| Wing 2025 | FlamingOssas | 8 | 13 | 6 | 19 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2.38 | 1.63 |
| Fall 2024 | Carl Strauss GeoffeWhitezen | 9 | 8 | 2 | 10 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1.11 | 0.89 |
| Spring 2024 | Wirt-Collar Crime | 10 | 5 | 8 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1.30 | 0.50 |
| Winter 2023-24 | ScrantoNeonicity | 10 | 10 | 7 | 17 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1.70 | 1.00 |
| Summer 2023 | Yellooow, Newman | 8 | 7 | 4 | 11 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1.38 | 0.88 |
| Winter 2023 | Maya AngeBLUE | 10 | 8 | 8 | 16 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1.60 | 0.80 |
| Fall 2022 | Black Bacon, Trancakes & Mabel Syrup | 9 | 11 | 11 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 2.44 | 1.22 |
| Sprummer 2022 | Hakuna Mostafa: Can Blue Feel The Goal Tonight? | 8 | 8 | 3 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 1.38 | 1.00 |
| Fall 2021-2022 | Sean Bon Joshi: On A Bed Of Roses | 9 | 9 | 4 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1.44 | 1.00 |
| Summer 2021 | WHO - Wirth Hockey Organization | 10 | 8 | 8 | 16 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1.60 | 0.80 |
| Spring 2020 | Speeding White Broncos | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3.00 | 2.00 |
| Fall 2019 | Violet Femmes | 9 | 5 | 4 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1.00 | 0.56 |
| Summer 2019 | Eight-Ball Bender | 9 | 8 | 5 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1.44 | 0.89 |
| Winter 2019 | Instagreen | 8 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.25 | 0.13 |
| Fall 2018 | Juicy Cumquats | 9 | 5 | 4 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1.00 | 0.56 |
| Totals | 155 | 127 | 98 | 225 | 30 | 5 | 0 | 19 | 0 | 53 | 1.45 | 0.82 | |