| Team | GP | W | L | OTL | PTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mo Salty Kamal Over Our Black Wong | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
| Gonna Bur(gund)y Our D in Your O | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 7 |
| Green M&M inNGUYENdo | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 6 |
| Rinkled Blue Ballers | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 6 |
| Juicy Cumquats | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
| Red Snappers & Hung Chads | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Purple Helmeted French Horns | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Shaved & Pink | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 |