| Team | GP | W | L | T | PTS | GF | GA | DIFF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Nick Who Gloved Ne | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 25 | 7 | +18 |
| Double Do' 7: License To Teal | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 14 | 6 | +8 |
| Mason Impossible: Pink Ops | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 21 | 13 | +8 |
| REDACTED | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 10 | 3 | +7 |
| Dye Another Grey | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 11 | 17 | -6 |
| Brownfinger | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 13 | -4 |
| Karnsino Royale | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 19 | -10 |
| Snowbody Dubs It Better | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 12 | -4 |
| Maroonraker | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 19 | -10 |
| coVert AgedGents | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 13 | -7 |