| Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | PIM | PPG | SHG | GWG | ENG | Stars | P/G | G/G |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fall 2026 | Dye Another Grey | 9 | 3 | 10 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1.44 | 0.33 |
| Summer 2026 | Dookey Kong | 8 | 10 | 6 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 2.00 | 1.25 |
| Wing 2026 | Squidward Kalenmari, Inc. | 9 | 8 | 5 | 13 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1.44 | 0.89 |
| Fall 2025 | To Boldly Gold | 8 | 7 | 6 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1.63 | 0.88 |
| Summer 2025 | Turd Bergenson | 7 | 4 | 4 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1.14 | 0.57 |
| Wing 2025 | FlamingOssas | 9 | 5 | 7 | 12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1.33 | 0.56 |
| Fall 2024 | Bar Stool Samples | 8 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0.88 | 0.63 |
| Spring 2024 | No Shit, Sherlock | 10 | 10 | 18 | 28 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 2.80 | 1.00 |
| Winter 2023-24 | The Money Beets | 10 | 6 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.90 | 0.60 |
| Summer 2023 | Midnight Muffin Monsters | 8 | 3 | 8 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1.38 | 0.38 |
| Winter 2023 | Mother Tealesa & The Pope | 10 | 4 | 8 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1.20 | 0.40 |
| Fall 2022 | ALANis MORRAsette: Blue Outta Know | 9 | 4 | 7 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1.22 | 0.44 |
| Sprummer 2022 | Karnsma Police | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1.00 | 0.43 |
| Fall 2021-2022 | The Rolling Gladstones | 10 | 7 | 3 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1.00 | 0.70 |
| Summer 2021 | AnTealfa | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.50 | 0.40 |
| Spring 2020 | Teenage Mutant Minja Turtles | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1.00 | 0.50 |
| Fall 2019 | Domo Orangino, Mr. Dinino | 9 | 2 | 6 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.89 | 0.22 |
| Summer 2019 | JoeHimian Rhapsody In Pink | 9 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0.56 | 0.22 |
| Winter 2019 | Meme Green | 10 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.60 | 0.20 |
| Fall 2018 | Juicy Cumquats | 9 | 6 | 4 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1.11 | 0.67 |
| Summer 2018 | Pope Encounters Of The Teal Kind | 8 | 5 | 6 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1.38 | 0.63 |
| Spring 2018 | Skid Marks | 9 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1.11 | 0.56 |
| Summer 2017 | The Light Grey Dark Side | 12 | 11 | 4 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 1.25 | 0.92 |
| Spring 2017 | Free OJ! | 10 | 8 | 4 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.20 | 0.80 |
| Fall 2016 | JereMew's Jigglypuffs | 10 | 8 | 3 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 1.10 | 0.80 |
| Sprummer 2016 | A Team Has No Name | 10 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0.60 | 0.50 |
| Totals | 230 | 138 | 133 | 271 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 27 | 0 | 54 | 1.18 | 0.60 | |