Catch The Fever

…the fever for more cowbell! Rehearsals are over, and the audience is buzzing about the season opener for the new season of ‘Sunday Night Live’. It’s time to change out of your three legged jeans, finish the last few bites of your pizza crepe pancake chili bag, and get ready to break the seal on the Summer 2025 season!

Down To Crown

It was a fitting end to the ‘anything can happen…and will’ Wing League 2025 playoffs, as Captain Bryan Ossa’s ‘FlamingOssas’ dropped the first game of the Final in OT to Captain Joel Gattey’s ‘Malkiwis’, then found themselves seconds away from a second loss before rallying to tie, then winning it all in another OT thriller. Congratulations to both teams for an incredible run from the lower half of the bracket, and for putting on a sensational show to close out a sizzling second season.

BACK ROW L>R: Pat Gladstone, Sadie Hellstrom, Captain Bryan Ossa, Josh Wirt (MVP), Mark Daquipa

FRONT ROW L>R Mark DeGraffenreid, Will Heinl, Chuck Bender, Mostafa Azab, Carl Vankoughnett, Elyse Shattuck

At the risk of beating a (very) dead bird, the Wing League 2025 playoffs will easily go down as one of the weirdest and wildest stretches in SDFHL history. Upset after upset…nail biter on nail biter on nail biter…OT’s galore…SO’s galore…a VERY literal ‘any given Sunday’ smorgasbord that ultimately led to a Final featuring Captain Joel Gattey’s SEVENTH seeded challengers, ‘Malkiwis’, taking on the Captain Bryan Ossa’s SIXTH seeded Final incumbents, ‘FlamingOssas’. Lime would need to repeat their Week Four feat and manage two wins to capture the Cup, while Pink would just need one more winning effort to complete a perfect playoff run and turn a so-so season into a sensational success saga. Given the unprecedentedly unpredictable trajectory of the playoffs to this point, the only sure bet seemed to be on more twists, turns, and tension on the final night of play. Josh Wirt put Pink on the board first at 6:53 in the first (Sadie Hellstrom & Mostafa Azab), and in spite of being outshot 20-10 over the first two periods, Chris Malki’s equalizer at 9:23 in the second (Joe Malki) meant another tight, tense playoff battle would wage into the third. Neither team could finish the job in regulation, so it was on to YET ANOTHER overtime period. Lime finally found a shooting edge in that fourth frame (6-1), and one of those six shots, a bouncing pinball swat off the blade of Craig Russell (Joe Malki), worked it’s way over the goal line to end things in Lime’s favor in the opening game, 2-1. Matt Henderson (27/28) was spectacular in the must-win win, and while Chuck Bender (18/20) was less busy, he was no less impressive in the Pink’s first losing postseason effort. Much of the capacity crowd headed for the exits at that point, and Ossa’s troops (and the officials, no doubt) heaved a heavy sigh at the prospect of having to start all over with a second game to decide it all…

The second game opened in eerily similar fashion, with Sadie Hellstrom giving Pink the first lead of the game at 7:23 in the first (Carl Vankoughnett & Josh Wirt), and when Jordan Pynn evened the score with a point snipe at 3:17 in the second (Joe Malki & Leah Gonzales), it looked like we were headed for another 1-1 battle to the tape in the third. The game one parallel was broken, however, when Mark DeGraffenreid tucked home the go-ahead goal for Pink with just 0:11 remaining in the second…a lead that Pink’s ranks hoped would hold through ten more minutes of play, with the Cup awaiting their eager hands on the other side. Nope…Jordan Pynn blasted home his second of the game to knot the score at twos with 8:50 to play (Joe Malki & Chris Malki), and Joe Malki gave Lime their first regulation lead of the night just 1:22 later (Chris Malki & Leah Gonzales). There was some controversy about that third Lime goal, with Pink alleging goaltender interference on the goal scorer, but the officials deemed it a valid goal, and the Pink push was on to salvage their Cup run with seven minutes left to play. Neither team would budge, and with time winding down, Pink pulled Bender for an extra attacker. With Joe Malki working to possess a loose ball and deposit the would-be-game-and-Cup-icing-empty-netter, Captain Ossa took a well-advised hooking penalty to prevent the chance. Unfortunately for Pink, he then threw his stick in frustration, which earned him another two minutes in the box. Short handed, short on time, and beyond desperate, Pink pushed on…and that is when this insane Wing League 2025 playoffs took its final stunning twists. SIX seconds left…ball pops out to Josh Wirt at the point…FIVE…Wirt shoots…FOUR…GOAL! Yes, loyal reader, Wirt had found the game-tying, short-handed tally (Mostafa Azab) to lift Pink back to level at 3-3 and force YET ANOTHER OT period…the OT period to end all OT periods. Wirt was not done playing hero, and with 3:05 remaining in overtime, he shot from nearly the same spot into the same net and that was game, set, and Cup for Pink…4-3 winners in the most thrilling conclusion to a season imaginable for Pink, and the most crushing finish imaginable for Lime. Sadie Hellstrom and Mark Daquipa collected assists on the Cup-winner, with Daquipa collecting his first ‘ring’ in what I am told is seventeen years of SDFHL play. Chuck Bender (14/17) is no stranger to rings…collecting another for his collection with brilliant night of work after coming on as a mid-season replacement for Pink’s Michael Haine. Matt Henderson (17/21) was as gritty and great as ever, fighting through more shoulder issues to shoulder his team to the brink of an end around Cup run…super impressive, Matty! It will be tough, if not impossible to top the drama that Wing League 2025 has laid out, particularly the five weeks of pulsating playoff play, but it is time to look onward to Summer 2025…get ready to rumble in Week One this Sunday!

Ki-Wins

What Captain Joel Gattey’s ‘Malkiwis’ lack in flight, they more than make up for in fight. The plucky seven seeds picked off second-seeded Flint Blue, then pecked past top-seeded Orange in a stunning one-two coup to land in the Wing League 2025 Final against Pink this Sunday.

The Wing League 2025 playoffs were already WAY off script coming into Week Four of playoff play. With Captain Ossa’s sixth-seeded Pink already through to the Final and surviving a harrowing bye week that no one enjoys, Captain Joel Gattey’s seventh-seeded were primed to perpetuate the spate of upsets that had landed both the one and two seeds on the chopping block. While this postseason has proven that anything can happen (and will), and while Lime had proven just three weeks prior that they could best the second best team in the regular season, back-to-back elimination games against the top two seeds is a gauntlet for the ages, and it would take two A games, plenty of grit, and a bounce or two for any team to survive. For Captain Ryan Karns’ Flint Blue, this was an opportunity to avenge the loss that put them in this position, with the hope to then take out the all powerful ‘end boss’ in advance the Final battle. The teams exchanged similar shot totals in a scoreless first (8-6, in Lime’s favor), and the second period (which saw Lime outshoot Flint 10-5) was very nearly scoreless as well. Joe Malki put Lime on the board first with 0:38 remaining in the middle frame (Jerry Gonzales & Captain Gattey), but John Boddy answered for Flint Blue just eight seconds later (Erin Plone & Ramsey Ksar) to leave things back on even footing heading into the third. Jerry Gonzales reestablished Lime’s edge with 7:15 to play (Chris Malki & Joe Malki), and while Flint Blue pushed hard to equalize, Vance Morra’s strike at 6:02 (Sean Bathgate & Leah Gonzales) seemed to spell doom for a Wolmer-less Flint Blue with everything to lose. Matt Henderson (18/19) stayed hot in playoff play to preserve the 3-1 win for Lime and eliminate Flint Blue. The result was the SIXTH ‘upset’ in twelve playoff matches to that point, and the second time in April that Lime prevailed over their higher bracket counterpart. Nick Meglich (22/25) was strong as ever (he’s so good), but it was clearly not meant to be for Flint Blue, who became the fifth team on the playoff scrapheap with the loss. A second win over the second seeds probably felt amazing, but there was no rest for the weary, as Lime took just enough time to sit, stretch, and slug down some hydration before heading back onto the court to take on top-seeded Orange…

Captain Jeremy Copp’s Orange had already secured a playoff spot at 5-0-0 coming into the Week Eight regular season match with Captain Joel Gattey’s Lime (!). It could be argued that Orange were at the height of their power after besting Lime 4-2 to move to 6-0-0 on that day, as they finally conceded a point in the standings to Red the very next week. That 3-3 tie proved the smallest of speedbumps though, as Orange went on to two more wins to finish the season a near perfect 8-0-1, very comfortably the top seed, and the clear and overwhelming favorites to win it all when playoff play began. The regular season is one thing, but as noted repeatedly in previous weekly recaps, this season’s playoffs have been an absolutely unpredictable fun house, and while Orange survived two close calls in their first two games (a 2-1 shootout win over #8 Brown, and a 1-0 squeeze past #5 Blue), they were finally dealt a loss in their third game, with Pink pushing past them into the Final with a 3-1 win. Lime’s regular season was uneven to say the least, as they leaked into the playoffs at 2-3-4, NINE points back of Orange, who would now stand as their opponents in the Losers’ Bracket Final, AKA The Citrus Bowl™. The capacity crowd (I’m told) settled in for what was sure to be a thrilling duel, with playoff death awaiting one team, and a date with destiny the other. It was POTW Joe Malki again, with an unassisted effort at 6:04 to stake Lime to the game’s first lead, but reigning scoring champ and all around WMD, Owen Perks, answered at 3:32 (Maureen Ruchhoeft) to leave the score level through one. The second period saw just one goal scored, and…yes…it was Joe Malki again, this time at 4:35 (Jordan Pynn) to push Lime back in front 2-1 heading into the second break. It’s worth nothing that Orange was absolutely dominating in shots at this point, having outshot their opponent 8-3 and 9-3 in the first and second, respectively. The third period shots were also in Orange’s favor (8-5), and Orange managed to find an edge in goals in the final ten minutes, as well. Christopher Fiore knotted the score at twos with an unassisted strike at 8:24, then it was Papa Chris Malki’s turn to play hero and give Lime back the lead at 6:23 (Pynn), then Fiore again on the powerplay with 2:04 to go (Aaron Cooney & Owen Perks) to make it a VERY tense 3-3 with minutes to play. Orange continued their shot dominance in the overtime period, but their 5-1 edge in extra time bore no fruit (see what I did there), and it was off to YET ANOTHER Wing League 2025 shootout…this the weightiest of all. Owen Perks…automatic…Orange up 1-0…Chris Malki quick to respond…1-1 through one round. Silas Perks…no…Joe Malki (for once, on the night)…no. Aaron Cooney missed, then Jordan Pynn converted to give Lime their first shootout lead through three. Christopher Fiore missed, then Jerry Gonzales stepped up…and iced the 3-1 shootout winner, and in turn the 4-3 game-winner for Lime. Neither Maureen Ruchhoeft nor TK Mason would shoot…it was all over for Orange…Lime had finally driven the final dagger through the heart of an absolute beast of a team. Matt Henderson (27/30 – 3/4) was a beast himself, keeping Lime in this one from start to finish in spite of being outshot 30-12, then slamming the door shut in the shootout. Mason Holcomb (9/12 – 1/4) had a sparkling season undone by everyone’s least favorite method of settling a game, let alone ending a season. So, Lime survive, and the seven seeds march on to face the six seeds (Pink) in the Final…because everything is upside down and backwards in this, the wackiest post season in SDFHL history.

Hot Pink

A 4/20 Easter Sunday saw Captain Bryan Ossa’s ‘FlamingOssas’ ‘risen’ to a new high, toppling Captain Jeremy Copp’s top-seeded Orange to reach the Wing League 2025 Final. Copp’s Crew will await the winner of Flint Blue and Lime in the Losers’ Bracket Final, with a chance at Cup-clinching redemption just one win away…

Captain Karns’ Flint Blue force fed a four goal third period ‘dessert’ to Captain Gaudio’s Blue to rally to a stunning 4-3 comeback win in Week Six, and Gaudio’s Gang were ready to serve cold revenge in a playoff elimination table for two blue, part deux. The twisted ‘new math’ that seems the basis for the course of this playoff season means that terms like ‘favorite’ and ‘underdog’ are about as applicable and descriptive as the word ‘fact’ in modern parlance, so the only safe bet here was that this rematch would be an absolute dogfight from start to finish. Dan Jurgens put the ‘favorites’ in front first at 6:34 in the first (Luke Wolmer & Erin Plone), and Ralph Feuer equalized at 4:29 (Jason Remple & Trevor Vick) with his first of the playoffs and just his second goal (indeed, second point) of the season. Trevor Vick put the ‘underdogs’ on top for the first time at 9:22 in the second (Tony Thinh & Captain Gaudio), but Emily Bennington made her playoff return to the Flint fold fruitful with her first to make it 2-2 at 5:47 (John Boddy & Wolmer). Jason Remple put Blue back on top at 1:22 in the second (Trevor Vick & Rob Gaudio), making Gaudio & Company the ‘favorites’ heading into the final ten. It’s probably an appropriate point to mention that the fear of the lights going out on this night of playoff play was high. With the first game starting at 6:30, the final game scheduled to get underway at 8:30 (at best), and the lights set to go off at 10:00pm sharp, the slate could ill afford more of the OT/SO drama that prevailed in the first two weeks. Mark Nagy proved he cares not about late nights and no lights, snapping home the 3-3 knot with 3:48 to play (Wolmer), and sending a FOURTH of the first nine playoff games to overtime. A frantic, frenetic OT period produced no winner, so…on to the third shootout in as many weeks. When even the shootouts go into OT, it really start to feel like the clock gods are mocking us. Captain Gaudio was first to shoot, and he promptly hit pay dirt. A Boddy miss and Remple miss were followed by a Jurgens conversion to bring the string level. Trevor Vick, Mark Nagy, Tim Vick, Luke Wolmer, Dorothy Kline, Erin Plone…all turned away by a clearly determined Nick Meglich and Don Tran. Gaudio made it 2/2 at the top of the second go around, but this time (of course) Boddy would match him. A second Remple miss left the door open for a (merciful) kill shot…and Dan Jurgens delivered! Jurgens secured first star honors with one of his team’s three regulation goals, and two of his team’s three in the shootout, sending Flint Blue on to another ultra tight, ultra tense 4-3 win over their color rivals. Nick Meglich (12/15 – 5/7) earned the win with his gritty play, but Don Tran (22/25 – 4/7) certainly did not deserve to lose…such is the nature of the shootout. Blue become the third team out with the loss, while Flint Blue move on to enter a Week Four Citrus Gauntlet™…facing Lime for a third time with the hopes of earning an immediate date with an on-tilt Orange.

Tick tock…the second game got underway at nearly 8:00…but surely this bottom seed middle match between Captain Joel Gattey’s Lime and Captain Shawna Hamon’s Brown would be decided in regulation, putting any fears of a lightless late game to rest. So what if the regular season meeting ended in a 1-1 tie, and so what if EVERY game in this post season has been a nail-biting thriller, SURELY this would just go down as a clean and easy win for one side or the other. Nope. Lime were on the front foot in the first, holding a 9-3 edge in shots, but Kalen Hunter made one of those three Brown shots count with a solo effort at 1:35. If you haven’t checked the POTW blurb yet…check it, then come back to read this next bit…Lime outshot Brown FIFTEEN TO ONE in the second period, and Sean ‘Da Kid’ Kelly just pretended that statistics and odds do not matter in the slightest, stopping everything he faced to keep his team on top 1-0 going into the third. Kelly was truly (and fittingly, on this day of all days) a ‘savior’ for Brown, but because Jebus ‘is risen’, and because he clearly hates me for my lack of faith, he ‘blessed’ this game with a game-tying goal early in the third. Jerry Gonzales finally found twine behind Kelly to make it 1-1 with 8:17 to play (Captain Gattey), and…you already know that this game just HAD to go to overtime, then just HAD to go to shootout. We’re now wending on towards 9:00, as Kalen Hunter stick-handled in with the first shootout effort…a miss. Joe Malki made good on Lime’s first attempt, and (merciful Jebus…perhaps I should have faith) that would be the only successful strike in this, the FOURTH shootout in ten playoff games. Jim LaGrossa, Jordan Pynn, Andy Strathman, Jerry Gonzales, Glenn Pinto, Chris Malki, Shawna Hamon…all thwarted, meaning TK Mason would not need to shoot, as Lime had already locked up a 2-1 shootout win, keeping their playoff drive alive, and eliminating a hard-luck Brown and an even harder-luck Kelly (29/30 – 4/5) as Pink and Orange rushed the court to get in a VERY quick warmup. Matt Henderson (12/13), while decidedly the less busy of the two tenders, did earn his paycheck in a flawless shootout, helping his team earn a third go at Flint Blue this Sunday.

Captain Bryan Ossa and Captain Jeremy Copp met briefly as yet another shootout unfolded and the clock wound towards the witching hour, wondering whether or not it was worth even trying to get in a game with the prospect of a blackout now threatening in earnest. It was agreed that we would try, with Week Four available as a handy (albeit awkward) safety net. The final period of an unfinished game could be tacked on to the front of a Week Four schedule, leaving the winner free to leave, and the loser left to watch and wait for their next opponent. So, a very short warmup (kudos to the officials for their efficiency) led directly into the final clash of the night. Pink had dropped a 7-6 slugfest to Orange way back in Week Two, but felt confident that things could go their way in a playoff rematch with a full bench, a renewed swagger, and a ticket to the Final on the line. The runaway regular season scoring champ was first to act, as Owen Perks opened the scoring with an unassisted effort at 5:40. The run of play remained rather even through the first ten minutes of play, and Mark DeGraffenreid made sure the scoreboard reflected that parity, wresting a 50/50 ball from Orange’s goal-scorer along the far boards, then wristing a long distance prayer between Zach Siemer’s pads with 0.7 seconds remaining to draw Pink even at the first break. Carl Vankoughnett gave Pink the lead at 7:17 in the second (Sadie Hellstrom & Josh Wirt), and the pace and passion of this match rose to new levels as Orange’s vaunted offense pushed to equalize. Sometimes it is better to be lucky than good, and DeGraffenreid’s second of the game was certainly proof of that. An innocent backhand flip into the zone found the same hole as his first scoring effort, sliding between Siemer’s pads and trickling past the goal line to give Pink a two goal lead (a VERY rare feet against the as-yet-undefeated Orange). Chuck Bender (10/11) was sharp, and Pink’s defense was stout and stingy, keeping Orange at bay the rest of the way to stun the entire SDFHL, and FINALLY topple the top seeds, 3-1. Zach Siemer (10/13) put forth a solid effort in Mason Holcomb’s stead, but the VERY late first period strike, and the fluky third period flip were his undoing, and spelled the end of Orange’s reign of terror. Actually, this courageous Pink coup may serve as a mere pause in Orange’s reign of terror, as Copp & Company are but one win away from a chance at sweet revenge, a double dose of redemption, and the Cup glory which has seemed their destiny from mid-January on. They await the winner of Flint Blue v Lime this Sunday, and Pink await the winner of that spicy menage in the final Sunday of play as the wacky, wild, Kool-Aid style Wing League 2025 playoffs rise to a (no doubt) teeth-clenching, toe-curling climax…

A Cluckwork Orange

Captain Jeremy Copp’s Orange are STILL undefeated after slipping past Captain Rob Gaudio’s Blue 1-0 in Week Two of playoff play. Orange now sit one win away from the Final, and the possibility of a wire-to-wire lossless Cup run. Captain Bryan Ossa’s ‘FlamingOssas’ are next up to try their luck at cooling the ‘Wings’, as playoff action resumes with two more eliminations in the mix this Sunday…

Captain Ryan Karns’ Flint Blue and Captain Chad Goins’ Red navigated the regular season with a combined 11-5-2 record, leaving them positioned as the two and three seeds, respectively, coming into playoff action. While the SDFHL playoffs certainly don’t always play out ‘by the numbers’ in the first round, it is very rare indeed to see three upsets (nearly a clean sweep for the lower seeds, actually), and it is that rare occurrence that found these two top contenders in a fight for their playoff lives in Week Two. The regular season meeting between these two teams served as the last Sunday of Red’s ‘Losing Era’, with Flint Blue prevailing 6-3 to drop Goins’ Group to 1-3-0. An inspired 4-0-1 dash to the regular season finish line locked up the bronze position for Red, but after an opening round playoff loss to Pink, they found themselves faced with a familiar and formidable Flint foe once again…this time with elimination at stake. Karns’ & Kompany suffered perhaps the most shocking loss of the opening round, with an all-accounted-for Flint contingent falling 2-1 in overtime to a Lime side bereft of key cogs Chris Malki and Jordan Pynn. The playoffs are the honey badger of the sports world…they DGAF how and why your team is where they are…all that matters is where they go from here. John Boddy made clear where he wanted Flint Blue to go from their unexpected Losers’ Bracket lie, ripping home the game’s first goal at 9:12 in the first. Both teams racked up fifteen shots through the first two periods of a tight, hotly-contested contest, but it was Luke Wolmer converting on the power play at 7:21 in the second (Ramsey Ksar) to provide padding for Flint Blue and apply that much more pressure to a pressing Red. The Wolmer strike was his first since returning from a lengthy absence – an encouraging sign for a team whose offensive output was nearly all-Boddy for the past three or four Sundays. Brennen Abel was not in the lineup for Red’s regular season loss to Flint Blue, and he made his presence felt in the playoff rematch, bringing Red back to within one at 6:12 in the third (Steph Palomo Schmidt & William Teglia). Red continued to press, but Matt Henderson (21/22) was superb in a sub stint for Nick Meglich, and he would keep Flint Blue up 2-1 to the final buzzer. Jon Cima (17/19) absorbed the tough loss for Red, who started the season ice cold, warmed to Red hot, then froze out of the playoff picture in two and out fashion. Karns’ Krew move on to face Captain Rob Gaudio’s Blue (‘The Other Blue’™) in another elimination bout this Sunday. If the playoff encore of this match is anything like the regular season sizzler (in which Flint Blue rallied to a 4-3 win with four goals in the third), then spectators will be in for a true treat.

The flipside of the Week One wreckage that saw a Week Two match between top three seeds with death on the line is a Winners’ Bracket clash between sixth and seventh seeds. Enter Captain Bryan Ossa’s fully-feeling-it ‘FlamingOssas’, and Captain Joel Gattey’s living-their-best-life Lime. The Week Six first go-round for these two denizens of the lower bracket saw Lime hand Pink their second of three straight losses, with four different scorers making good in a big second period to carry Gattey’s Group to a 4-2 win. The axiom that ‘the playoffs are a different world’ was clear enough from the crazy opening week orgy of overtime, and amplified by the fact that three seeds Red had already left the chat, so both teams should have wrapped warmups bracing for just about anything. Pink was technically the higher seed, but had lost to Lime in the regular season, and Lime was technically the lower seed, but had proven they could prevail over Pink. The common denominator between the two games…the absence of super stud blueliner, Jordan Pynn. The differences…the return of Carl Vankoughnett and Will Heinl to a nearly all-accounted-for Pink (less captain Ossa), and a change in nets, with Jon Cima serving in place of the departed Michael Haine. Vankoughnett made his triumphant return from tropical touring, putting Pink on the board first at 7:21 on the powerplay in the first (Josh Wirt), and Pink were clearly charged up with a 10-4 edge in shots going into the first break. Pink’s shot edge was even more pronounced in the second (9-2), but Matt Henderson stayed stout, allowing just a Sadie Hellstrom rebound strike at 1:36 (Wirt & Vankoughnett) to keep Lime close-as-could-be-hoped going into the final third. Vance Morra proved that Lime could hope (and realize) closer, tucking home the first response for his team at 6:31 in the third (Hima Joshi & Sean Bathgate), and when super sub, Janet Goins, slid the equalizer home at 3:41 (Morra & Jerry Gonzales), the ‘anything can happen’ nature of the playoffs birthed a brand new game going into the final minutes of regulation. It was Vankoughnett again, back form vacationing on volcanic islands in time to provide a second goal for Pink, completing a wild, bouncing ball sequence to put Pink back in front 3-2 with 1:34 to play (Sadie Hellstrom). Josh Wirt would seal the deal with an empty-netter at 0:21, and Jon Cima (8/10) would come away with some sense of consolation from his own team’s elimination, helping Pink to a 4-2 win over Lime. Matt Henderson (21/24) was outstanding in a second straight start (which, funny enough, was a head-to-head rematch with Cima), but a Pynn-free Lime and a Carl-ful Pink likely proved perhaps the biggest factors in this revenge result for Ossa’s Outfit. Pink press on in the Winners’ Bracket to face the omnipotent overlords of Orange in Week Three, while Lime will look to keep on the playoff path as the higher seed in a clash with Captain Hamon’s Brown.

Captain Shawna Hamon’s ‘Turds Of A Feather’ backed into the playoff picture with two straight losses to wrap a 3-5-1 campaign, and relied on a head-to-head tie breaker with Black to put them in as the bottom seed/first round fodder for Jeremy’s Juggernaut Orange. Brown proved anything put ‘fodder’ in that first Sunday of play, putting more than a slight scare into the top seeds with a gritty, but ultimately gutting shootout loss. As the only lower seeds to fail their Week One coup attempt, the Turds could either come away with a sense of FOMO, or a sense of pride and confidence for having come so close to finally drawing blood from the Wing League 2025 Goliaths. Losing the opening round middle pairing battle to Blue was not nearly as provocative a twist for Captain Zach Siemer’s ‘Siegulls’, but the 1-0 loss was no less tough to swallow, given the outstanding (as ever) efforts of Silas Perks, and the fact that the imposing piece that is Jason Remple was not part of the Week One winning puzzle for Blue. White came into the playoffs tied with Lime for the second lowest goal output of the playoff field (twenty-two), but may have taken some pregame solace in the fact that Brown was dead last in that category with just fourteen. Alas, that solace was mostly dissolved by the absence of both Jon Zygelman and Scott Wieland, who had combined for nearly half of that regular season goal total. One player in White’s ranks who, for privacy’s sake, let’s call him Steve L…no, that’s too obvious…let’s say S Linke, assessed his team’s situation quite simply in a candid post warmup quip with ‘we’re done’. You’re not done until you’re done, and Vinny Santora had the faithless wonders on top first at 5:12 (Andrew Hoff). It should be noted that this was Hoff’s first ever SDFHL point…CONGRATULATIONS! Glenn Pinto answered for his new team at 1:24 in the first (Kalen Hunter & Jim LaGrossa), leaving both teams on equal footing going into the second. ‘Equal footing’ might not be the most accurate term, given that Brown outshot White 13-8 in the first, then 15-1 (!) in the second, but this was a goalie duel for the ages, and The Silencer™ was up to the task of keeping White in this one to the bitter end. Pinto struck paydirt again at 5:01 in the second (Andy Strathman & Kalen Hunter), making it 2-1 and still technically ‘anyone’s game’ heading into the second break. It was more dominance from Brown in the third, as they racked up a 12-2 edge in shots, but more importantly found a third goal (Hunter on the powerplay from Captain Shawna Hamon at 3:54), and with the final shot count recorded as 40-11 in Brown’s favor, it is no wonder they went on to win 3-1. Silas Perks (37/40) was the real wonder, as this would have been a been a blood bath with just about any other goalie in his stead. So, our anonymous source in the White ranks was right…they were/are ‘done’, exiting the playoffs in two-and-out fashion after finding just one goal to support a superb Perks (59/63) in six periods of playoff play. Sean Kelly (10/11), POTW Glenn Pinto, and the rest of Brown live on in the Losers’ Bracket to face fellow low seeds, Lime. The two tied 1-1 back in Week Nine, and the reprise has all the makings of a thrilling do or die death match…

Orange’s regular season saw them blowing away five opponents with scores of 6-1, 6-2, 7-1, 5-2, and 4-0, slipping past another trio with scores of 7-6, 4-3, and 4-2, and conceding just ONE point in the entire regular season in a 3-3 tie with Red. We have established by now that things are different in the playoffs, and Captain Copp & Company proved prone to this playoff power balance perversion in a VERY narrow escape from bottom-seeded Brown in their second season opener. Captain Rob Gaudio’s Blue staged the smallest of three low seed coups in Week One, slipping past White 1-0, but two sobering realities swirled coming into their second shot at THE team to beat. First, Orange were the team to beat not only because of their top seed status, but because they had NEVER been beaten, and second, Blue was one of Orange’s freshest kills, having been dispatched 5-2 just three weeks prior (in a game with the ‘key pieces’ in place for both sides, no less). I would add a third point…that Blue was once again without the services of Jason Remple, but that bit of bad Blue news was countered by the absence of Aaron Cooney and Chris Fiore on the Orange side. So…Orange still holding that magic mojo, and certainly still the favorites in this rematch, but with every playoff game to this point being decided by two or fewer goals, and upsets landing at an alarming rate, this game was still very much up for grabs. A scoreless first saw Orange enjoying a heavy edge in shots (11-4), and while that edge dulled significantly in the second (6-4), Silas Perks finally found the back of the net at 4:31 (Owen Perks & Justin Stege) to put Orange in front. As vaunted as Orange’s offense is/has rightfully been, it was the defense that really bottled up Blue in this one, holding the challengers to just three shots in the final ten minutes to preserve YET ANOTHER win, this time by the slimmest of margins in regulation, 1-0. Mason Holcomb (11/11) was decidedly less busy than Don Tran (22/23), but ‘Da New Kid In Town’™ still knows no loss this season, and neither do Orange, who march on to the Winners’ Bracket Final to face Pink. Having lived by the 1-0 sword and died by the 0-1 sword, Captain Gaudio’s Group must now rally back from the Losers’ Bracket, starting with a blue-on-blue showdown with Captain Karns’ Flint Folks this Sunday. Neither shade of blue is doing much scoring of late, so it will be interesting to see how this elimination battle plays out…I’ve got 2-1 in OT.