League News

Here’s hoping Blue and Gold like to watch, because they won’t be getting in on any of the hot, sweaty playoff action.  Both teams certainly flirted with playoff promise, but […]

Captain Fred ‘Diva’ Fournier’s team is purple, horny, and likes it on top. After dropping their season opener to Green, Purple have gone 4-0-1, and have risen above the orgy […]

Teams are beginning to feel each other out, and some are clearly getting very comfortable working up a sweat together on the floor.  Some are still a bit clumsy and […]

Our ten virgin captains took their respective dates out for an evening of ritualized courting this past Sunday.  These first encounters can often be a bit clumsy and awkward, and […]

Captain Joe Malki’s Navy cruised into Sunday evening with plenty of weaponry, and plenty of sailor swagger. Unfortunately, they would manage just one goal against Purple. Fortunately, one goal was […]