League News

The forecast for championship Sunday is looking more and more like ‘Reign’, after Captain Zach Salt and his purple-clad posse balled out, then invited Green inside for pancakes and grapes in Week Three. Pink and Orange stayed alive, and will fight for the right to take on Green…for the right to challenge Purple for the crown. Whoever makes it to the big show will need to beat the incumbent twice…they have lost one game in twelve, to this point, so…good luck with that!

The top two seeds are playing all the hits, thus far, breezing past lesser acts as though they are mere sound checks. ‘Purple Reign’ and ‘Sweet Child O’ Malki’ will trade licks and bass kicks this Sunday with a ticket to the BIG SHOW on the line…

The lights are brighter, and things get heavier on the big stage (just ask Axl’s waist line about that last bit). ‘Goins ‘N’ Roses’ were the only headliner to leave their fans wanting more on the first leg of The Playoff Tour, as ‘Sweet Child O’ Malki’, ‘Purple Reign’, and ‘Sean Bon Joshi’ got off to a rocking start. ‘Wirt(h)snake’ provided the only upset on the night, leaving Captain Janet’s team once bitten, and one step closer to playing backyard bar mitzvahs in the suburbs…

Forced to play second fiddle to ‘Sweet Child O’ Malki’ all season long, ‘Purple Reign’ rose up and snatched the throne in the final week of regular season play. The artist formerly known as Zach Salt and his New Power Generation expect to extend their tour well into April, though there may be some tough shows ahead. Meanwhile, in something of a shocking turn, Mötley Blüe has been forced to cancel all remaining shows this season. We wave färëwëll to the umlauts, but hello to the SDFHL Fall League Playoffs, with action getting underway this Sunday…

Two teams have been counted in, two are now counted out, and the remaining six are in the thick of one of the most congested and hotly contested battles for playoff placement this league has ever seen. It will be a night of scoreboard watching, and tiebreaker tension as the regular season finally winds to a close this Sunday…