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Playoffs Week 3:

It’s all happening again! Twenty-five years after the most sensational double murder in our nation’s history led to this bizarre LA freeway chase, Captain Joel Gattey and ‘GO, OJ, GO’ have fled to the SDFHL Sprummer League 2022 Final. I’m not saying they will win it all, but IF they did it, you’ll definitely find blood on the hands of the two most notorious scoring sensations in recent (if not all time) league history in Eric ‘Orenthal’ Herrmann and his accomplish/crime chauffeur, David ‘Al’ Schlatter. Pink, Atomic Blue, and Grey will all take a stab at joining Orange in court on the court, as the pursuit (for the Cup) continues with Week Four playoff action this Sunday…

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Slice As Nice

Week 2 Playoffs:

Captain Joel Gattey’s ‘GO, OJ, GO!’, have done their infamous namesake well so far, slicing through two playoff victims, and making a run for the ages. In (fitting) summary, one could say that they’ve acquitted themselves quite well. The ‘real killer’ in Week Two was David Schlatter, who proved at least as adept as Eric Herrmann at slashing opponents…hopes. Orange have now reached the fork in the road that is the Winner’s Bracket Final, and yet…they definitely cut like a knife…

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Not OK

Week 1 Playoffs:

Captain Ryan Karns and ‘Karnsma Police’ started the season with two wins. Little did they know at the time, but those would be their only two wins of the season…a season that ended in an overtime loss to White in the league’s first ever ‘play-in’ game. What goes up must come down…what goes around comes around…clichés are like a box of chocolates, and Blue became the first casualty in the most preposterous parade of playoff parity in twenty-five years of SDFHL playoff history…

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Nine Lives

Week 8:

For the first time in SDFHL history, we have a season in which ‘every team makes the playoffs’. Still, the bottom two teams need to ‘play in’ to the second season, so there is plenty of hand wringing going on in the lower decks. Captain Palomo Schmidt and ‘Pearl Chen’s Summer Tour’ are already locked into that do-or-die date, with the victim of their only conquest (Blue) clinging to hope that they can avoid being the other party in the one-and-done dismissal dance on July 17. The seeding from top to bottom of the litter will all be scratched out this Sunday…

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