League News

Another Sunday, another W for the Rain Goddess. At this rate, we are aiming to finish the ‘Winter’ season sometime in August…maybe September…do I hear October? We hope to resume action this Sunday, but if the skies should open up again, I hope you will all do the right thing and send angry texts and emails to Carl..

Unless you skipped the headline blurb, or have a VERY short short term memory, you know that our cover team is making the paper for all the wrong reasons. Their […]

Captain Audrey Stratton’s Silver side has been enjoying lavish meals, afternoons by the pool, and weekly spa treatments at the W Hotel to this point in the season, and several other teams have been racking up points and stashing them in an IRA, or some offshore tax shelter. It’s nice to see teams do well, but we should also keep the less fortunate in mind. Red, Tropical Blue, and Black are now a combined 0-10-0, with Black having failed to score a single goal through three games! I’m not suggesting that these teams are open to charitable contributions, but if they don’t find a way to make ends meet soon, they will all remain below the cut line, with no playoff ballot to cast come May…

Captain Maureen Ruchhoeft and her ‘White Hot Flashes’ stayed undefeated by the nanoest of nanoseconds in Week Five, scoring with 0.00000000001 on the clock (give or take) to draw even with Royal Blue, and keep pace with Aqua and Maroon at the top of the standings as we enter the creamy middle section of the regular season schedule…

Captain Shawna Hamon and ‘CoCoal Chanel’ are off to a haute start, spritzing opposing teams with a dozen goals through two games, and making winning look as effortless and elegant as their namesake. If they can bottle this momentum, the runway to the playoffs and beyond is theirs to strut.