| Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | PIM | PPG | SHG | GWG | ENG | Stars | P/G | G/G |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wing 2026 | Squidward Kalenmari, Inc. | 8 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.50 | 0.13 |
| Summer 2025 | Turd Bergenson | 8 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.25 | 0.00 |
| Totals | 16 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.38 | 0.06 | |
| Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | PIM | PPG | SHG | GWG | ENG | Stars | P/G | G/G |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wing 2026 Playoffs | Squidward Kalenmari, Inc. | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Summer 2025 Playoffs | Turd Bergenson | 3 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.67 | 0.00 |
| Totals | 6 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.33 | 0.00 | |