Spritzkrieg

Captain Janet Goins’ ‘Abelol Schmidts’ made the biggest splash of the season, handing Heather Blue their first loss of the season and punching their ticket to the SDFHL Fall League 2024 Final with an effervescent 5-3 win. Grey and Brown went down, while Lime and Green stayed alive, as the remaining playoff picture is a by the numbers 1-2-3-4 affair.

Week Three boxes are up…recaps to come.

Six Pack

Atomic Blue and White are the first two teams to tap out of the playoff party, joining the two regular season foam-o factions on the curb, and leaving six teams striving for the ultimate door prize as the festivities flow into a third week…

A short bench, tournament-tired legs for those suited up, and Sean Kelly patrolling the pipes at the other end…not exactly a winning recipe for Captain Ryan Karns’ Brown as they warmed up for their first ‘do or die’ playoff match. Captain Geoff Downes’ White, by contrast…a full compliment of players, Da aforementioned Kid in nets, and a prime opportunity to avenge a 3-1 Week Four loss, eliminate Karns & Company, and generate some positive momentum going into the heart of the playoff push. Brown embraced the ‘nothing to lose’/’backs against the wall’ energy, outshooting White 7-3 in a scoreless first frame, and Karns’ crew maintained that pressure in the second, with shots still counting in their favor over the middle period, 8-5. One of those second period shots found a home behind Kelly…a screened snipe off the stick of Kalen Hunter giving Brown the first lead of the game at 3:29. That lead would hold, with Mason Holcomb reportedly ‘standing on his head’ to preserve Brown’s narrow edge deep into the third. Hunter’s empty-netter at 0:42 (Andy Strathman & Mario Peia) would allow Brown teeth to unclench and lungs to exhale, with the heroics of Hunter and Holcomb (12/12) proving just enough to push Brown past White in a stunning 2-0 coup. Kelly (18/19) absorbed the hard luck L, and White whimpered out of the playoff picture after a second straight shutout shortfall. Brown will look to continue their plucky playoff push in a Week Three rematch with Captain Nick Meglich’s Green, to whom they fell 4-1 back in Week Five.

Captain Jon Salt’s Heather Blue reaffirmed their ownership of Grey in their playoff opener, dispatching the bottom seed 5-2 as an echo of their 6-1 regular season ransacking. Outside of those two very convincing wins, Heather Blue’s campaign credo has been ‘Just Enough’. The proverbial ‘other shoe’ for Salt’s crew is that there are no ties in playoff hockey, and while their regular season loss column was spotless, the tie column was packed tighter than a Tokyo subway. Captain Nick Meglich’s Green accounted for one of the FIVE Heather Blue regular season ties, with the teams each taking a point away from a 3-3 Week Nine affair. The second season rematch would unknot things and (finally) produce a winner…and (of course) a loser. Captain Salt put his team on the board first late in the first, converting a helper from Alexis DaCosta at 0:46 to cap a period that saw Heather Blue outshoot Green 6-1. The shot totals balanced a bit in a scoreless second, and Josh Wirt finally put a shot past super sub, Mason Holcomb, to even the score at ones with 7:36 to play (Erin Plone & Trice Harvey). Ty Pereira wrested the lead back for Heather Blue at 3:17 (Bryan Ossa & Captain Salt), and Salt would seal Green’s fate with his second of the game just thirty seconds later. Holcomb (9/10) was solid in Eric Kroeker’s stead, locking down the 3-1 win to move Heather Blue on to the Winners’ Bracket Final, while Captain Meglich (12/15) shouldered the loss for Green, who now must navigate the Losers’ Bracket should they have any hope for redemption. A heavyweight bout is up next for Heather Blue, as the the top seed takes on second-seeded Orange with a ticket to the Final on the line. Shockingly, the regular season match between these two did not end in a draw…Heather Blue bested Orange 3-1 back in Week Five. Green’s first lower bracket opponent is the sixth seed, Captain Ryan Karns’ Brown…a team they handled with relative ease in a 4-1 Week Five win.

The regular season installment of ‘The Citrus Bowl’™ was a 6-4 run and gun win for Orange, but an attendance asterisk (Lime was without Dan Jurgens, Brian Baker, Shelby Shattuck, and Troy Ohlsson) could be appended to that result. To be fair, Orange were missing Jackson Tomaszewski in that first meeting, and JT would definitely be a factor in the Week Two playoff rematch which (spoiler alert) ran a nearly identical course to the first. Eric Enciso kicked off the scoring for Orange with an unassisted effort at 3:30 in the first, and Tomaszewski followed with his first of the game just ten ticks later (William Teglia). Maureen Ruchhoeft cut the lead in half exactly a minute later (Eric Willard), and the teams moved into the second period with the scoring seal broken. It was all Orange in the second, as Teglia made it 3-1 at 7:12 (Brennen Abel & Steve Linke), Tomaszewski’s second at 4:38 made it 4-1 (Abel & Linke), and Abel made it 5-1 at 2:54 (Steph Palomo Schmidt & Enciso). Chuck Bender (17/20) remained steady through the final period of play, but did allow two late Lime strikes…a Glenn Pinto solo effort at 1:11, and a Justin Ker tally at 0:20 (Captain Zach Salt) to make the final appear a bit less lopsided…5-3 Orange over Lime. Jon Cima (15/21) suffered the loss without the benefit of his customary safety net, Lime’s league leading offense, as the ‘too little, too late’ charge was…well…too little, and too late. Orange move on to face their standing attic mates and natural rivals, Heather Blue, while Lime will look to recover their swagger in a Losers’ Bracket liaison with Grey.

The Week Two nightcap was an elimination bout that had all of the makings of a big screen ‘feel good’ sports flick. Well, it was ‘feel good’ (or, rather, ‘feel great’) for one team, and ‘feel shellshocked’ for another, but…potato/tomato. Captain Jeremy Copp’s Grey came in still licking their wounds from another wound-ful defeat at the hands of Heather Blue in Week One, while Captain Rob Gaudio’s Atomic Blue was ready to reverse the ‘close, but no cigar’ trend after back-to-back low-scoring non-wins to Green. The Week Two meeting between these two was very much a non-win for Atomic Blue, with Grey breaking their meager offensive mold (six games with just one goal, and two with just two) to drop a half dozen on Gaudio’s Gang in a 6-1 romp. A scoreless first set the tone for a much closer match than last time, and Captain Gaudio’s first of the playoffs (his team’s first, from Vance Morra and Mostafa Azab) had Atomic Blue in control at 4:29 in the second. Silas ‘The Silencer’™ Perks continued to flex his rediscovered fine form, deflecting all twenty-two Grey shots through the first twenty minutes of play, including a fifteen spot in the second alone. Grey kept the shots cranking in the third, and FINALLY found a crack in Perks at 1:20, with Jon Zygelman converting a feed from (et tu) Owen Perks to save Grey’s season, and flip the final minute of this game into a frenzied fight for life. The stage was set for the aforementioned ‘feel good’/’feel shellshocked’ moment, and Dan Soar seized that moment, snapping home the game-winner for Grey with just 0:20 to play! The 2-1 Grey over Atomic Blue stunner was all of the thrill and all of the agony of playoff hockey on display, with Matt Henderson (15/16) continuing his spectacular play to keep his team in it to the bitter sweet end. The Silencer™ was otherworldly (33/35), but no manner of miracle could save a suddenly-unable-to-score Atomic Blue, as they became the fourth team cast to the curb at the CrossBar™. Grey have a tall task ahead in three-seeded Lime this Sunday. The two did battle to a 1-1 draw back in Week One, but personnel and playoff passion are considerations that must be, well, considered in this rematch (to the death).

Poppin’ Tops

All four top seeds popped winning bottles in the first week of playoff play, leaving the lower seeds corked and confined to the Losers’ Bracket. The party rages on this Sunday, but it will be the last round for two lightweight libators…

The 2024 SDFHL Fall League playoffs kicked off with the first of two insta-rematches, as regular season finale foes Green and Atomic Blue looked to settle an unsettled score after battling to a 1-1 draw seven days prior. Both goals in the first meeting came in the third period, with Josh Wirt and Rob Gaudio trading one early (9:15), and one late (1:45) goal to spoil a rather ho hum donut for Green Captain Nick Meglich (12/13), and tame a monster effort from Silas ‘The Silencer’™ Perks (42/43). The shot totals were a little less lopsided in the rematch, and the scoring was even scarcer. Josh Wirt reprised his role as torch bearer for Green’s offense, putting his team on top with an unassisted marker at 4:40 in the first. By now, a clever reader would realize that the 1-0 Green lead would hold as the final score, with Captain Meglich (9/9) handling the light load with relative ease to guide his team to an opening win. The Silencer™, who really found his legendary form late in the regular run, continued to show that he is ‘back’, but a 23/24 night would not be enough to keep Captain Rob Gaudio & Company out of the Losers’ Bracket. Atomic Blue will start the fight for their playoff lives against bottom-seeded Grey, while Green turn their attention to the top-seeded Heather Blue on the Winners’ side.

Captain Jon Salt’s Heather Blue played a lot of close games in the regular season, with one win by one goal, two wins by two goals, FIVE ties, and one blowout win. Unfortunately for Captain Jeremy Copp’s Grey, that one blowout win was a 6-1 Week Four boat race at his team’s expense. Fortunately for Captain Copp, Matt Henderson was not suited for the first meeting, and Matt Henderson happens to be having a VERY good season. With their horse back in the stable, Grey hoped to serve cold playoff vengeance to Salt & Company…a first loss of the season at the worst possible time. Jon Zygelman started writing that twisty tale, opening the scoring for Grey just 0:26 into play (Dan Soar), but Joe Nguyen quickly countered with a solo strike just thirty-six ticks later. It was Nguyen again at 8:36 in the second to give Heather Blue their first lead (Captain Salt), and Salt doubled the difference at 3:57 in the second (Ty Pereira & Luke Wolmer). The 3-1 lead turned to 4-1 with 4:27 to play (Julie Ott from Wolmer and Craig Russell), then 5-1 at 2:37 (Pereira from Bryan Ossa), putting the rematch on track to end a carbon copy of the first go around. Zygelman would close the scoring that he opened in the first at 2:19 (Owen Perks), but that would be all the resistance Grey would muster in the 5-2 loss. Nick Meglich (10/12) kept his evening on a winning note in a fill-in stint for Eric Kroeker, and kept Heather Blue out of the loss column and ushered them into the Winners’ Bracket where, ironically, they will face his Green team this Sunday. Henderson (26/31) was nearly thrice as busy as his counterpart, and battled hard, but ultimately met the same fate as his regular season fill-in, Chuck Bender. Grey will look to stay alive in the late game this Sunday against Captain Rob Gaudio’s Atomic Blue.

It was another tiebreaker take two in the 7:00pm slot, with Captain Geoff Downes’ White taking on Captain Janet Goins’ Orange. The two teams met back in Week Eight, with both team taking a point and leaving a point in a 2-2 no decision. While a tie is a tie is a tie, the balance of the season for both teams left Orange the decided favorites in the rematch. A scoreless first saw Orange holding just the slightest of edges in the shot column (6-5), but a a drastic second period shift in shots (16-2 in Orange’s favor (!)) finally bore fruit for the favorites. Brennen Abel was first on the board at 8:40 (William Teglia & Alan Razoky), and first year sensation, Eric Enciso, made it two-nil at 2:14 (Leah Gonzales & Razoky). Teglia put the game out of reach with his first career playoff goal at 8:27 in the third (Gonzales & Abel), and Chuck Bender (10/10) handled the modest, Meglich-esque (if you will) workload at his end to preserve the 3-0 win for Orange. Silas Perks was valiant, but his 26/29 Perks-esque (if you will) sub spell for Sean Kelly was in vain as White slipped into the win-or-go-home battle trenches to face Brown. Orange move on to face Lime in a redux of the Week Six ‘Citrus Bowl’™. Orange got the better of the initial encounter by the count of 6-4, but the rematch between the two seed and three seed is predicted (by me) to go the distance and then some…expect a high scoring, slug fest OT thriller, fans.

The first week of playoff action finished how it started, with an insta-rematch of a regular season finale. Captain Zach Salt’s Lime got the better of Captain Ryan Karns’ Brown in the late October clash that will go down as one of the craziest goal fests in league history (10-7!). While you could hardly expect another near-scorekeeper-death-from-writer’s-cramp street fight with playoff pride and passion in play, it was equally safe to say this would not be a mirror of the 1-0 game that kicked off the opening evening slate. If you haven’t already heard me say it (I do at least once, every time I see the man play), Christopher Fiore is a bad dude, and easily one of the most underrated players in the league. His draft stock continues to climb with each game of super steady lockdown defense he plays, but he has also taken his offensive game to new heights (4 and 7 this season with Lime). Some good luck is a nice compliment to great skill, and while Fiore definitely has the latter, he benefited from the former on the game’s first goal…a wide point shot that bounded off Mark DeGraffenreid’s leg and around Mason Holcomb to make it 1-0 Lime with just thirty seconds to play in the first (Captain Zach Salt). Eric Willard snapped home Lime’s second goal at 4:50 in the second (Salt), but Brown finally found an answer in the form of a pretty Pat Gladstone pearl at 4:17 (Mark DeGraffenreid). The 2-1 lead held through the first half of the third, with the next goal really feeling like THE goal to decide who would ultimately prevail. That goal came at (or around…no time was recorded) 4:12…Fiore’s second of the night on the power play to put Lime on top for good…3-1 over Brown. Both goalies faced the same number of shots, and both had a much better game in the sequel, but it was another win for Jon Cima (17/18), who handed another loss to rookie Mason Holcomb (15/18) and kept his team moving onward and upward to the Winners’ Bracket. As noted above, Lime will square off with Orange in what is sure to be a good one, while Brown will look to stay alive against one of only two teams ranked below them in Captain Downes’ seven-seeded White.

Pardon Our Dust

We have had some issues with the website, and we are working to fix them. The playoff schedule/bracket are now back in place…I just need to recreated the Week One playoff boxes, and finally hammer out the Week One recaps…

Bounced

Captain Joel Gattey’s ‘Goal-Schlägers’ and Captain Mark Nagy’s ‘Do’lo Cups’ finally outstayed their welcome at the CrossBar, and were escorted to the curb to sober up and wait for an Uber. Eight teams are still living it up inside, hoping to outlast the other partiers and raise one last toast with the Cup…

Boxes from the final week of regular season play are up. Recaps, the Week One playoff schedule, and a playoff bracket will be up soon…