Week Three Playoff boxes are up…recaps to come.

Captain Ryan Karns’ Flint Blue and Captain Chad Goins’ Red navigated the regular season with a combined 11-5-2 record, leaving them positioned as the two and three seeds, respectively, coming into playoff action. While the SDFHL playoffs certainly don’t always play out ‘by the numbers’ in the first round, it is very rare indeed to see three upsets (nearly a clean sweep for the lower seeds, actually), and it is that rare occurrence that found these two top contenders in a fight for their playoff lives in Week Two. The regular season meeting between these two teams served as the last Sunday of Red’s ‘Losing Era’, with Flint Blue prevailing 6-3 to drop Goins’ Group to 1-3-0. An inspired 4-0-1 dash to the regular season finish line locked up the bronze position for Red, but after an opening round playoff loss to Pink, they found themselves faced with a familiar and formidable Flint foe once again…this time with elimination at stake. Karns’ & Kompany suffered perhaps the most shocking loss of the opening round, with an all-accounted-for Flint contingent falling 2-1 in overtime to a Lime side bereft of key cogs Chris Malki and Jordan Pynn. The playoffs are the honey badger of the sports world…they DGAF how and why your team is where they are…all that matters is where they go from here. John Boddy made clear where he wanted Flint Blue to go from their unexpected Losers’ Bracket lie, ripping home the game’s first goal at 9:12 in the first. Both teams racked up fifteen shots through the first two periods of a tight, hotly-contested contest, but it was Luke Wolmer converting on the power play at 7:21 in the second (Ramsey Ksar) to provide padding for Flint Blue and apply that much more pressure to a pressing Red. The Wolmer strike was his first since returning from a lengthy absence – an encouraging sign for a team whose offensive output was nearly all-Boddy for the past three or four Sundays. Brennen Abel was not in the lineup for Red’s regular season loss to Flint Blue, and he made his presence felt in the playoff rematch, bringing Red back to within one at 6:12 in the third (Steph Palomo Schmidt & William Teglia). Red continued to press, but Matt Henderson (21/22) was superb in a sub stint for Nick Meglich, and he would keep Flint Blue up 2-1 to the final buzzer. Jon Cima (17/19) absorbed the tough loss for Red, who started the season ice cold, warmed to Red hot, then froze out of the playoff picture in two and out fashion. Karns’ Krew move on to face Captain Rob Gaudio’s Blue (‘The Other Blue’™) in another elimination bout this Sunday. If the playoff encore of this match is anything like the regular season sizzler (in which Flint Blue rallied to a 4-3 win with four goals in the third), then spectators will be in for a true treat.

The flipside of the Week One wreckage that saw a Week Two match between top three seeds with death on the line is a Winners’ Bracket clash between sixth and seventh seeds. Enter Captain Bryan Ossa’s fully-feeling-it ‘FlamingOssas’, and Captain Joel Gattey’s living-their-best-life Lime. The Week Six first go-round for these two denizens of the lower bracket saw Lime hand Pink their second of three straight losses, with four different scorers making good in a big second period to carry Gattey’s Group to a 4-2 win. The axiom that ‘the playoffs are a different world’ was clear enough from the crazy opening week orgy of overtime, and amplified by the fact that three seeds Red had already left the chat, so both teams should have wrapped warmups bracing for just about anything. Pink was technically the higher seed, but had lost to Lime in the regular season, and Lime was technically the lower seed, but had proven they could prevail over Pink. The common denominator between the two games…the absence of super stud blueliner, Jordan Pynn. The differences…the return of Carl Vankoughnett and Will Heinl to a nearly all-accounted-for Pink (less captain Ossa), and a change in nets, with Jon Cima serving in place of the departed Michael Haine. Vankoughnett made his triumphant return from tropical touring, putting Pink on the board first at 7:21 on the powerplay in the first (Josh Wirt), and Pink were clearly charged up with a 10-4 edge in shots going into the first break. Pink’s shot edge was even more pronounced in the second (9-2), but Matt Henderson stayed stout, allowing just a Sadie Hellstrom rebound strike at 1:36 (Wirt & Vankoughnett) to keep Lime close-as-could-be-hoped going into the final third. Vance Morra proved that Lime could hope (and realize) closer, tucking home the first response for his team at 6:31 in the third (Hima Joshi & Sean Bathgate), and when super sub, Janet Goins, slid the equalizer home at 3:41 (Morra & Jerry Gonzales), the ‘anything can happen’ nature of the playoffs birthed a brand new game going into the final minutes of regulation. It was Vankoughnett again, back form vacationing on volcanic islands in time to provide a second goal for Pink, completing a wild, bouncing ball sequence to put Pink back in front 3-2 with 1:34 to play (Sadie Hellstrom). Josh Wirt would seal the deal with an empty-netter at 0:21, and Jon Cima (8/10) would come away with some sense of consolation from his own team’s elimination, helping Pink to a 4-2 win over Lime. Matt Henderson (21/24) was outstanding in a second straight start (which, funny enough, was a head-to-head rematch with Cima), but a Pynn-free Lime and a Carl-ful Pink likely proved perhaps the biggest factors in this revenge result for Ossa’s Outfit. Pink press on in the Winners’ Bracket to face the omnipotent overlords of Orange in Week Three, while Lime will look to keep on the playoff path as the higher seed in a clash with Captain Hamon’s Brown.

Captain Shawna Hamon’s ‘Turds Of A Feather’ backed into the playoff picture with two straight losses to wrap a 3-5-1 campaign, and relied on a head-to-head tie breaker with Black to put them in as the bottom seed/first round fodder for Jeremy’s Juggernaut Orange. Brown proved anything put ‘fodder’ in that first Sunday of play, putting more than a slight scare into the top seeds with a gritty, but ultimately gutting shootout loss. As the only lower seeds to fail their Week One coup attempt, the Turds could either come away with a sense of FOMO, or a sense of pride and confidence for having come so close to finally drawing blood from the Wing League 2025 Goliaths. Losing the opening round middle pairing battle to Blue was not nearly as provocative a twist for Captain Zach Siemer’s ‘Siegulls’, but the 1-0 loss was no less tough to swallow, given the outstanding (as ever) efforts of Silas Perks, and the fact that the imposing piece that is Jason Remple was not part of the Week One winning puzzle for Blue. White came into the playoffs tied with Lime for the second lowest goal output of the playoff field (twenty-two), but may have taken some pregame solace in the fact that Brown was dead last in that category with just fourteen. Alas, that solace was mostly dissolved by the absence of both Jon Zygelman and Scott Wieland, who had combined for nearly half of that regular season goal total. One player in White’s ranks who, for privacy’s sake, let’s call him Steve L…no, that’s too obvious…let’s say S Linke, assessed his team’s situation quite simply in a candid post warmup quip with ‘we’re done’. You’re not done until you’re done, and Vinny Santora had the faithless wonders on top first at 5:12 (Andrew Hoff). It should be noted that this was Hoff’s first ever SDFHL point…CONGRATULATIONS! Glenn Pinto answered for his new team at 1:24 in the first (Kalen Hunter & Jim LaGrossa), leaving both teams on equal footing going into the second. ‘Equal footing’ might not be the most accurate term, given that Brown outshot White 13-8 in the first, then 15-1 (!) in the second, but this was a goalie duel for the ages, and The Silencer™ was up to the task of keeping White in this one to the bitter end. Pinto struck paydirt again at 5:01 in the second (Andy Strathman & Kalen Hunter), making it 2-1 and still technically ‘anyone’s game’ heading into the second break. It was more dominance from Brown in the third, as they racked up a 12-2 edge in shots, but more importantly found a third goal (Hunter on the powerplay from Captain Shawna Hamon at 3:54), and with the final shot count recorded as 40-11 in Brown’s favor, it is no wonder they went on to win 3-1. Silas Perks (37/40) was the real wonder, as this would have been a been a blood bath with just about any other goalie in his stead. So, our anonymous source in the White ranks was right…they were/are ‘done’, exiting the playoffs in two-and-out fashion after finding just one goal to support a superb Perks (59/63) in six periods of playoff play. Sean Kelly (10/11), POTW Glenn Pinto, and the rest of Brown live on in the Losers’ Bracket to face fellow low seeds, Lime. The two tied 1-1 back in Week Nine, and the reprise has all the makings of a thrilling do or die death match…

Orange’s regular season saw them blowing away five opponents with scores of 6-1, 6-2, 7-1, 5-2, and 4-0, slipping past another trio with scores of 7-6, 4-3, and 4-2, and conceding just ONE point in the entire regular season in a 3-3 tie with Red. We have established by now that things are different in the playoffs, and Captain Copp & Company proved prone to this playoff power balance perversion in a VERY narrow escape from bottom-seeded Brown in their second season opener. Captain Rob Gaudio’s Blue staged the smallest of three low seed coups in Week One, slipping past White 1-0, but two sobering realities swirled coming into their second shot at THE team to beat. First, Orange were the team to beat not only because of their top seed status, but because they had NEVER been beaten, and second, Blue was one of Orange’s freshest kills, having been dispatched 5-2 just three weeks prior (in a game with the ‘key pieces’ in place for both sides, no less). I would add a third point…that Blue was once again without the services of Jason Remple, but that bit of bad Blue news was countered by the absence of Aaron Cooney and Chris Fiore on the Orange side. So…Orange still holding that magic mojo, and certainly still the favorites in this rematch, but with every playoff game to this point being decided by two or fewer goals, and upsets landing at an alarming rate, this game was still very much up for grabs. A scoreless first saw Orange enjoying a heavy edge in shots (11-4), and while that edge dulled significantly in the second (6-4), Silas Perks finally found the back of the net at 4:31 (Owen Perks & Justin Stege) to put Orange in front. As vaunted as Orange’s offense is/has rightfully been, it was the defense that really bottled up Blue in this one, holding the challengers to just three shots in the final ten minutes to preserve YET ANOTHER win, this time by the slimmest of margins in regulation, 1-0. Mason Holcomb (11/11) was decidedly less busy than Don Tran (22/23), but ‘Da New Kid In Town’™ still knows no loss this season, and neither do Orange, who march on to the Winners’ Bracket Final to face Pink. Having lived by the 1-0 sword and died by the 0-1 sword, Captain Gaudio’s Group must now rally back from the Losers’ Bracket, starting with a blue-on-blue showdown with Captain Karns’ Flint Folks this Sunday. Neither shade of blue is doing much scoring of late, so it will be interesting to see how this elimination battle plays out…I’ve got 2-1 in OT.

Way back on January 12th, the SDFHL Wing League 2025 season officially kicked off with a clash between Captain Chad Goins’ ‘Chadinals’ and Captain Bryan Ossa’s ‘FlamingOssas’. The result was a convincing 7-3 win for Pink, and while Ossa & Company went on to build their early season record to 2-1-0, Goins’ Group struggled to 1-3-0. It was around that midseason point where the fates flipped, with Pink dropping three straight, and Red bouncing back in a big way with a 4-0-1 regular season balance. That flipped fate found these two shades of red pitted against one another once again, this time to kick off the postseason, with Red having risen to the three seed, and Pink having settled to the six. So, math, logic, and a season’s worth of performance sample had Red the clear favorites in the rematch, and the absence of number four on the regular season scoring charts (Carl Vankoughnett) added additional prickliness to Pink’s plight. All of that math, logic, regular season momentum, and absence asterisk had this game unfolding as expected, with Josh Tran putting Red on the board first at 8:01 in the first (William Teglia), then Steph Palomo Schmidt making it 2-0 less than three minutes later (Brennen Abel). Teglia built the lead three at 4:18 in the second (Gordon Schmidt), and when Jackson Tomaszewski made it 4-0 at 2:21 in the middle frame (Abel & Palomo Schmidt), it seemed the regular season revenge rout was well and truly underway. The only real silver lining (or source of frustration, depending on your perspective) for Pink was that they were outshooting, and generally outplaying/out-chancing their rivals to that point. Silver linings are for silver medalists, though, and Josh Wirt wanted gold. Wirt finally found an answer for Pink at 1:12 in the second (Mark Daquipa & Mark DeGraffenreid), then another at 0:51 (Sadie Hellstrom). Mostafa Azab fed off the late second period momentum, netting his first of the season at 8:22 in the third (Will Heinl & Wirt), and even hit the fabled ‘Flamingo Celly’™ for good measure. Wirt capped his hat trick less than a minute later (7:33, from DeGraffenreid), and just like that…four goals for Pink in the span of 3:39 to draw everything level! Pink stayed on the front foot, and Mark Daquipa was the next to activate ‘hero mode’, snapping home Pink’s first go-ahead goal with 2:40 to play in regulation. The stirring/stunning comeback was complete, but emotions on both sides were leveled and left back at the default setting of ‘nervous, but hopeful’ when Abel broke loose, broke in on Chuck Bender, and equalized with 1:41 to go. On to overtime, where both teams had chances to end it (but didn’t), then to shootout. The goaltenders were the story from here out, as both Chuck Bender and Jon Cima were sharp and steady throughout. The first round saw both Brennen Abel and Mostafa Azab fail to score, the second round saw Josh Tran miss and Josh Wirt succeed, and the third round saw Gordon Schmidt succeed and Mark DeGraffenreid fail. When Jackson Tomaszewski, Sadie Hellstrom, Steph Palomo Schmidt, and Will Heinl were all stymied, this incredible battle of wills flipped over into a second round of shooting. Abel and Azab both came up empty once again, and after a second Josh Tran miss, it was Josh Wirt to (finally) end it for Pink. Wirt was living legendary, having racked up 3 and 1 in the surging comeback effort in regulation, then converting on both attempts in the shootout to will Pink past Red, 6-5. Again, both goalies are to be commended, but Chuck Bender (6/7 in SO) really shined for his surrogate team when it mattered most. Jon Cima (22/27, then 5/7 in SO) was no slouch at his end, but the shootout is that necessary evil that grants one team all the unbridled glee of a nail-biting playoff win, and the other a leaden, lingering loss and a case of the ‘what if’ woes.

There is a certain mystique to the playoffs, and whether you finish in the top two, bottom two, or somewhere in the middle four seeds, there is a renewed sense of hope that your A game, a break here, and a bounce there will lead to a win against anyone else in the field. All it takes is four straight wins to run the table, and if you’re going to have to tackle the top dogs, you might as well sneak attack them out of the gate and REALLY boost that sense of hope to new heights. Such was the position of Captain Shawna Hamon’s ‘Turds Of A Feather’, having squeezed themselves into the eighth and final playoff spot, knowing that the ‘big prize’ for surviving the regular season gauntlet was a rematch with their Week One abusers and near perfect nemesis, Orange. That Week One meeting ended in a 6-1 win for Captain Copp’s Crew, and it would be the first of eight wins in an undefeated run that saw them rack up SEVENTEEN points in the standings and produce three of the top five scorers in the league (SIXTY combined points for PCP™…Perks, Cooney & Perks). Brown had some additional reason for renewed hope in the playoff encore, however, as prime pieces Kalen Hunter and Andy Strathman were both elsewhere for that first meeting, and were both back in action to face an Orange side bereft of prime pieces Aaron Cooney and Christopher Fiore. Hamon & Company had also just watched sixth-seeded Pink knock off the three seeds in epic comeback fashion, so the Kevin Garnett ‘ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE‘ vibes were flowing, for sure. Orange held a slight edge in shots in the first (7-5), but Brown held their ground, absorbing or deflecting nearly every blow, but reining in the reigning scoring champ is no small task, and Owen Perks broke the scoring seal at 2:35 (Silas Perks & Shelby Shattuck) to give Orange a lead going into the first break. The second period story was similar, but different (in that it was a near mirror opposite), with Brown gaining an edge in shots (6-5), and Brown producing the lone goal courtesy of Jim LaGrossa at 1:51 (Glenn Pinto & Kalen Hunter). Both Orange’s Mason Holcomb (19/20) and Brown’s Sean Kelly (24/25) were unbreakable backbones for their respective teams, keeping the nets unbothered by orange balls through a scoreless third and an equally scoreless overtime period. So, the already-way-behind-schedule Week One slate slid into a second straight shootout scenario, this time with Orange’s undefeated course to the Cup in jeopardy, and Brown (I am guessing) now expecting to finish this colossal coup with a living SDFHL legend in their net, opposite a young second year apprentice of the crease craft in the other. Owen Perks stepped up and erased any sense of advantage Brown may have had, converting on the first shot to put Orange up 1-0. Jim LaGrossa and Silas Perks followed with misses, before Kalen Hunter made good on his opportunity to match his Young Canuck™ fellow and level the ledger at 1-1. After Rec Gym OG’s Andy Strathman and Justin Stege traded empty efforts, it was perhaps THE most unlikely of heroes up next…Andrew ‘M*ther F*cking’ Wong, ladies and gentlemen! Yes, THAT Andrew Wong…the VERY pass-first, stay-at-home defender, with TWO career goals in nearly TWO HUNDRED career games…THAT guy…just walked in and buried his chance (past Sean Kelly!) to give Orange a 2-1 edge…f*cking surreal! Kevin Dinino failed to match Wong’s shootout prowess, and when Maureen Ruchhoeft couldn’t convert, it all came down to Captain Hamon for Brown. Shawna slinked in and got off a great chance, but Mason ‘Da New Kid In Town™’ Holcomb was there to make the save, and preserve the WAY too close for comfort 2-1 shootout win for Orange. While very far from the dominant decision normally enjoyed by the Copp’s ‘Wings’, Orange still found a way to win and continue their seemingly destined climb to the Cup. They will put their (still) undefeated run on the line against Captain Rob Gaudio’s Blue this Sunday, while Brown will face Silas Perks once again…in nets this time…as they take on Captain Zach Siemer’s White with elimination in the offing for both sides.

Captain Rob Gaudio’s ‘Blue Jays’ went from freshly-hatched to flying high, darting deftly through their first three games at 3-0-0, and looking every bit the birds to be reckoned with in the early going. Their next five opponents indeed brought about a reckoning for Blue, as five straight losses plucked them from their lofty perch and dropped them along the cutline at 0-3-5 going into the final week of play. The fourth team in that five team season-gutting gauntlet for Blue was Captain Zach Siemer’s White. White dispatched Blue in Week Nine in typical ‘Siegulls’ fashion, with Silas ‘The Silencer’™ Perks shutting all offensive doors, windows, and improvised exits with a 23/23 gem, while Don Tran surrendered one goal on nine shots in a very tough to take 2-0 loss. Blue would pull out of their five loss nose dive JUST before hitting the playoff scrap heap, and as fate would have it, that one last win did enough to boost them into the five spot, and line them up across from White once again in the opening week of playoff play. As noted in the recaps above, the playoffs are a bird of a different feather, and the playoff rematch between these two sides played out as an eerie negative of the original photograph. Perks would face twenty-three shots again in this one, and Tran would face just one more shot than he did back on March 16th, but it was White who would feel the sickening sting of a razor thin loss on this day. Captain Gaudio did the damage himself, finally solving Silas with just 0:15 to play in the first (Dorothy Kline & Trevor Vick). While I wasn’t on hand to witness the goal, I have to imagine it was scored on the last of THIRTEEN shots racked up by Blue in the first ten minutes of play, and you certainly need that kind of shot volume to have any hope of actually putting one or two past The Silencer™. That one would be the only one, as Perks (22/23) would not yield again, giving his team a chance (as always) to find an equalizer and perhaps a game-winner. Don Tran (10/10) did not like the idea of a remake of this particular original, however, and his clean sheet meant that Captain Gaudio’s lone goal would stand, and deliver Blue a big 1-0 redemption playoff win. Timing may not be everything, but it certainly is important, and while Blue’s hot regular season start is now a distant memory, their new two game streak is coming at the JUST the right time to arrest their five game free fall from grace, push them into the playoffs, and now restore their confidence heading into a showdown with Silas’ ‘other team’, Orange. White are now in a fight to reverse their own downturn, having lost both their regular season finale to Orange, and now their playoff opener to Blue in shutout fashion. Siemer & Company will need to find enough offense to support Perks, which is typically no more than one or two goals. The problem…they will be shooting on Brown’s Sean Kelly this Sunday, and Kelly was silencing SDFHL teams before ‘The Silencer™’ was out of middle school.

All of the overtime and shootout hockey pushed the start of the nightcap between Captain Ryan Karns’ second-seeded Flint Blue and Captain Joel Gattey’s Lime back roughly an hour, and there was some genuine concern that the lights may go out if this one went beyond regulation. That concern was not helped by a review of the regular season meeting between these two teams, which ended in a 4-4 tie. Captain Karns himself was the hero of that first meeting, capping a two goal third period comeback for his team with 1:07 remaining in the Week Two clash. At that early point in the season, Karns Krew felt fortunate to have snatched a point, especially with John Boddy out of the lineup. Boddy was back for the reprise, and it would be Lime’s turn to make do without some key weaponry in the personages of Jordan Pynn and Chris Malki. So, the Flint-clad favorites were all the more favored as the ball FINALLY dropped on the last game of the night, but with the underbird uprising having felled two higher seeds and scared even the highest seed, another upset did not seem at all out of the question. Boddy produced immediate returns in his return, putting Flint Blue in front at 2:49 in the first (Mark Nagy), but Sean Bathgate answered for Lime with just 0:15 to go in the first third to bring Lime even (Wendy Enright & Craig Russell). A scoreless second was followed by a scoreless third, and for the third time in the first four games of the Wing League 2025 playoffs, it was on to extra time! Captain Joel Gattey was questionable to even hit the court in this one, having recently injured his calf, but he soldiered on, and as all great Hollywood tales of grit and determination go, scored the overtime game-winner for his team. It was Gattey from Joe Malki and Jerry Gonzales at 2:54…the only shot recorded in the bonus period, and the only one that mattered. Matt Henderson (21/22) outdueled Nick Meglich (16/18) to preserve the 2-1 OT win for Lime, and the mind-boggling triple upset opening round was wrapped with the two, three, and four seeds all falling to their lower ranked counterparts. The topsy turvy opening round results have produced some unexpected second round matchups, as Captain Karns’ second seed will now face Captain Goins’ third seed in an elimination battle, while Captain Gattey’s Lime move on in the Winners’ Bracket to face Captain Ossa’s sixth-seeded Pink. Given the insanity of the first Sunday of play, I won’t dare make predictions on second round outcomes, but Flint Blue did handle (an Abel-less) Red quite handily (6-3) back in Week Five, and Lime took care of Pink (4-2) in Week Six. Nothing means anything anymore, though…expect the unexpected this Sunday…*cough*Orange loss*cough*.

The initial goal for any team in any league is to make the playoffs. You know you will likely experience some ups and downs in the regular season, so your first fight is to survive, earn that clean slate, and move into the playoffs with a team that is now (hopefully) ‘gelled’, healthy, and ready to pursue the big prize. Captain Chad Goins’ ‘Chadinals’ experienced more than their share of ‘downs’ out of the gate, with their only win in their first three outings coming against auto-win Green, and one of the two losses in that span coming against Black…the only team other than Green to go on to miss the playoffs. At 1-2-0 with what in hindsight was a softball early season schedule, there was really nowhere to go but up, but…they went down still further, bottoming out with a Week Five loss to Flint Blue that left them below the cut line at 1-3-0. Another goal for any team in any league is to build as the season progresses, and peak at the right time, and Red definitely understood that assignment, soaring through their next five games at a 4-0-1 clip, with the one non-win in the span coming against the Captain Copp’s juggernaut Orange…the ONLY point they would surrender all season! So, with playoff ticket already in hand at 4-3-1, Goins & Company looked to keep building towards a playoff peak in a regular season closer against Captain Joel Gattey’s Lime. Every season seems to have that one team that just racks up the ties, and at 2-2-4 coming in, Gattey’s Lime was a party to all but ONE of the tie games for all ten teams in the previous eight weeks! Lime had hit, missed, and tied their way to a cobbled-together eight points that had them playoff safe coming into this final match, but a win would mean improved playoff seeding, a winning record, and some much needed momentum heading into April. It was all Red early…specifically all Brennen Abel early, with the Young Canuck™ tallying at 9:42 (Steph Palomo Schmidt & Jackson Tomaszewski) and again at 5:23 (Gordon Schmidt & Captain Chad Goins) to give Red a two goal edge through one. Jerry Gonzales finally broke the scoring silence for Lime with just 0:15 remaining in the second (TK Mason & Chris Malki), leaving the door open for a comeback win (or yet another tie) for Lime, or a door-slamming sixth straight point producer for Red. It was Abel again early in the third (9:27, from Tomaszewski & Palomo Schmidt) to cap his hat trick and restore the two goal lead. Chris Malki kept the tension on, cutting the difference back down to one with his second of the season at 2:03 (Jordan Pynn & Vance Morra), but Jon Cima (17/19) and the clock would not allow a fifth Lime tie, as Red held on for a 3-2 win that boosted them into a tie with White for the three seed at 5-3-1. Matt Henderson (14/17) was solid as ever, but Lime were squeezed again, dropping to 2-3-4, their eight points good enough for playoff passage, but their low win total dooming them to one of the lowest seeds (pending results from later games).

Captain Rob Gaudio’s ‘Blue Jays’ made the front page back on February 3rd, after getting out of the nest at 3-0-0, and looking ready to roost in the upper reaches of the standings for weeks to come. There was a caveat in that February 3rd headline, and the Sundays between then and their regular season finale against Pink have these words just dripping with eerie foreshadowing – “…their flawless flight plan will be put to the test with the looming departure of top-worm-earner, Kyle Snyder. Snyder’s swan song (so to speak) will come in a Week Five showdown with winless Brown, and replacing such a big bird will be no small task…”. That Week Five showdown with (at the time) winless Brown would go down as Blue’s first loss, and that first loss would not be their last. FIVE straight losses found Gaudio’s Gang on the brink of elimination coming into the final week of play, now 3-5-0 and in need of at least a point to stay clear of cut line cousins, Black. Captain Bryan Ossa’s ‘FlamingOssas’ had already managed their own late season course correction, but were hoping to extending their win streak to three, improve their playoff position, and play the part of spoiler, giving Captain Joshi’s Black a chance to win and get in. Jason Remple got the Jays off on the front wing early, converting at 9:07 in the first (Captain Gaudio), and Gaudio would double the damage with a solo effort at 7:04. It was more Blue in the second, with Trevor Vick’s third of the season making it 3-0 (Gaudio & Tony Thinh), and Remple’s second of the game pushing the lead to four (Gaudio). Pink continued to press, and finally found at least some answer in the form of Mark DeGraffenreid’s fifth at 0:43 (Mark Daquipa & Josh Wirt), but any hopes at a momentum swing would be crushed by another pair of unanswered Blue goals in the third. Those goals came courtesy of earlier suspects, Remple at 1:16 (Gaudio & Thinh) and Trevor Vick at 0:34 (Jason Lee), as Don Tran (12/13) and Blue cruised on to a crucial 6-1 win to punch their playoff pass and officially eliminate Black. Chuck Bender (12/18), now adopted as Pink’s goalie from here out, did all he could to keep things close for his new foster team, but Pink did not have their winning game on this day, and Blue FINALLY found theirs. The win, combined with other results, vaulted Blue from below the cut line to the fifth seed (!), while the loss left Pink with a losing record on the season, but enough points to salvaged the six spot.

The final week of the regular season is always good for at least one ‘what are the odds’ matchup…some serendipitous pairing that for one reason or another (or many) is just THE matchup one or both teams need, or otherwise just a fitting end for one or both teams. Count the Black v Green match in that latter category…a fitting end for the only two teams already on the playoff scrap heap. Captain Alan Razoky was the captain in name only for the latter part of a disastrous season, having exited the rink (prematurely) back in Week Six, and having never looked back, much less come back. His teammates (well, some of them) carried on, but found nothing but loss after loss as they labored into the final Sunday of regular season play at 0-8-0. Captain Hima Joshi’s Black remained a team throughout, but struggled to find a consistent winning formula. Having just watched Blue prevail over Pink, Joshi & Company knew that this would be their last ride together…no stakes…nothing to prove….just a ‘go out and have fun’ final fling. I mean, there was likely a murmur or two of ‘we can’t be the ONLY team to lose to Green’, but that is purely speculation on my part. The two down and out teams battled hard in the first, with Black finding a slim edge in shots (10-7), but Green finding the edge where it counts…Andrew Jacobsen’s second (!) of the season from the point on the power play at 3:10 (Chris Tran) to give Green a rare lead. Geoff Downes found the equalizer at 6:59 in the second (Jon Salt), setting up a winner take all (feelings of some small consolation) third period. Salt snapped home a go-ahead goal for Black with 8:35 to play, then added an insurance marker at 6:22 (Downes & Eric Willard), making it 3-1 in Black’s favor…where it would stay. Will Heinl (12/13) wrapped his rookie season in nets with a win, while Chuck Bender (28/31) was valiant as can be hoped for in vain…an entire season in vain for the wire to wire winless Green. All good things must come to an end, but so must all bad things. The beauty of this league is that everyone will get a fresh start with a fresh team in May, and (speaking from experience) it’s not always the worst thing to have a string of five free Sundays here and there…

With the playoff field set, very little remained to be lost or gained in the final two games of the regular season. An upset win for Captain Shawna Hamon’s Brown over Captain Ryan Karns’ Flint Blue would Vault the ‘Turds’ into the five spot, and (of course) shuffle Blue, Pink, and Lime each down a playoff peg, while a win for Flint Blue would secure them as the second seed, regardless of the result of the White v Orange nightcap. With both Kalen Hunter and his regular replacement, Nick Vacchio, out of the lineup, and Sean Kelly also out, the path to an upset victory over a stout Karns’ Krew would be an uphill one, indeed. At least a touch of relief for Brown’s season-long attendance and injury woes had arrived, however, as Glenn Pinto joined the ranks to replace an ailing Jeff Henderson, and with a more-than-capable Chris Tran settled into Kelly’s stead, the underdogs focused in on the tall task at hand. A scoreless first bled into a scoreless second, with no significant difference in shot totals (11-9, in Flint Blue’s favor), but a 14-5 edge in the final frame finally bore fruit for the favorites. John Boddy’s tenth of the season with 6:52 to play (Mark Nagy & Ryan Loughran) would sully Tran’s spotless sheet, and as the fates would have it, that would be the only ‘real goal’ for either side. Boddy added a short-handed empty netter with six ticks to go (Nagy & Captain Karns), and that was one goal more than Nick Meglich (14/14) needed to ice the 2-0 Flint Blue win. Tran (23/24) was totes terrific (as some kid said, at some point in the last ten years…maybe), but the lack of punch proved Brown’s undoing, as the loss settled them into the last playoff spot at 3-5-1 (thanks to the head-to-head tie breaker over Captain Joshi’s Black). As noted, the two points officially sealed the second seed for Flint Blue, with Lime (whom they tied 4-4 in Week Two) now locked in as their first round opponent. For Brown, the bottom seed means a first round date with top dogs, Orange…which is about as comfortable and likely to go well as a date with Ted Bundy (another totes current reference…skibidi).

The final game of the night offered only two loose ends to tie before tying a bow on the Wing League 2025 regular season and readying the eight remaining feathered foes for April Madness (doesn’t quite have the same ring, I will give you that). The first loose end…would Captain Zach Siemer’s White find a way to extract a point (or more) from an overpowered Orange side to rip the three seed back from the talons (?) of ‘The Chadinals’. The second loose end…would Orange complete their uber-impressive wire to wire lossless run. and carry forward even more confidence (if that is even possible) that they can absolutely beat any team in this league…and beat most teams badly. With Silas Perks out of the lineup for BOTH teams (talk about an embarrassment of riches…homey’s two teams had a combined 12-2-2 record, coming in) it would be another crack at Hail Mary heroism for Chris Tran in nets for White…with the slimmest (and most ironic) of silver linings being that he would not have to face shots from ‘The Silencer’™ himself. At the other end…the solid (and spoiled) second year netminder, Mason Holcomb, hoping to keep both his team’s and his personal record free of L’s through the regular season closing bells. The first period saw Tran and White’s staunch defense holding strong and holding Orange off the board through the first ten minutes of play for just the SECOND time all season (Lime did it first in Week Eight). The 8-5 shot edge for Orange in the first turned to a 12-0 advantage in the second, and even a fully-dialed-in Chris Tran can’t hope to contain that freight train. Christopher Fiore struck first with a unassisted snipe from range at 6:51, and Aaron Cooney laced home a late period dagger at 0:21 (Shelby Shattuck) to double White’s trouble going into the third. We’re going to need a nickname for Owen ‘The Other Brother’ Perks, because he has been easily as (if not more) impactful that his brother this season. His FOURTHEENTH goal of the season with 7:32 to play (Matt DeBerry) gave Orange some extra breathing room, and Perks returned the favor with the second assist on DeBerry’s third of the season at 2:34 (Justin Stege with the primary). If you haven’t checked the player stats page in a while, that makes THIRTY points in eight games played for Owen. THREE-ZERO…30…that is just…gross! Congratulations are in order for that feat, which had…let’s call him ‘The Punisher’™ finishing eight points ahead of his linemate, Aaron Cooney for the season scoring crown. Of course, congratulations are also in order for Mason Holcomb (8/8) and Orange, who stuck the landing on a (near) perfect season with the 4-0 win over White. Chris Tran (23/27) was once again breakdancing brilliantly in the crease, but Orange is just too much…even with only one Perks boy in the lineup. The loss would keep White in the four spot, meaning they will face the erratic and enigmatic Blue, while Orange will hope (and expect) to repeat their resounding (6-1) Week One defeat of Brown when the playoffs kick off this Sunday…