Boddy Going…

Captain John Boddy is certainly making the most of his final SDFHL season. After skippering his ship to a second place finish in the regular season, he has tightened his grip on the helm and pushed the engines to full power. His two goals and successful shootout shot slipped his team past Gold in Week One of playoff action, and his two third period goals, including a short-handed stunner with just 0:21 to play, snapped Teal’s six game streak and pushed Blue one click closer to ‘The Final Frontier’…

The regular season match between Captain Ryan Karns’ Purple and Captain Mark Nagy’s Orange was…weird. Purple was without Papa Cerasuolo and his rising superstar son, Darin, while Orange was without Eric Willard and their own father son duo of Kevin Hunter and (already-risen superstar) son, Kalen. The game was VERY close, owing in huge part to another huge effort from Orange netminder, Nick Meglich. Meglich stopped 30/31 Purple shots, setting up Parsa Mostafavi to steal the deal with a go-ahead goal with 0:06 to play, then an empty-net icer with 0:01 to go. Needless to say, Purple needed no further motivation than a 3-1 loss in which they outshot their opponent 31-11 to continue their underdog railroad to the Final, and with nearly everyone present and accounted for on both sides for the big rematch (Orange with perfect attendance, and Purple without Brendan Jew, and with Wendy Enright subbing for Leah Gonzales), the stage was set for a rousing second round set-to. Darin Cerasuolo made his presence felt almost immediately, cashing in at 8:40 in the first (Jason Lee & Captain Karns), then closing out the first frame with a second at 1:04 (Pat Gladstone & Karns). It was more offense from the regular season match absentees, as Eric Willard logged Orange’s first response at 7:05 (Kalen Hunter & Jenna Chercoe), DC completed his hat trick and restored Purple’s two goal edge at 2:24 (Lee & Geoff Downes), and Kalen Hunter cut the lead back to one at 1:31 (Willard). Chercoe continued her run of hot play, drawing Orange level at 8:19 in the third (Willard & Kalen Hunter) and Weston Nawrocki gave Orange their first lead at 2:33 (Kevin Hunter) before Carl Vankoughnett played messiah for Purple with the equalizer on the powerplay at 0:22 (Downes & Karns). A scoreless OT period bled past, and for once (perhaps the first time all season…I’d have to check…but I’m lazy) Meglich actually faced fewer shots (20) than his counterpart (Chuck Bender faced 30). So, for the second straight game in the Fall 2025 playoff run…shootout. Young DC…no goal. Kalen…goal. Downes, Willard, Vankoughnett, Nagy, Lee…all turned away, then Mark Daquipa…converts to ice it, 5-4 Orange over Purple in shootout. Wendy Enright and Jenna Chercoe were relieved of shooting duties, and Orange was (once again) relieved to have slipped past a plucky and persistent Purple. Chuck Bender (26/30 – 2/4) shouldered the loss, while Nick Meglich (16/20 – 4/4) was (for once) provided with some offensive support in the hard fought win. Purple must regroup and get right (or go out) against Gold this Sunday, while Orange have one more hurdle to…well…hurdle, Captain Boddy’s Blue, with hopes of staking their space in the Final.

The Week Two focus shifted to the Losers’ Bracket for an elimination match between Captain Hima Joshi’s Gold and Captain Bao Nguyen’s Green. Joshi & Company were pleased to have the company of Owen Perks and Vance Morra this time around, both of whom were out of the line up in Green’s 4-2 win in the regular season meeting, and with Chris Fiore and Evan Melcher back on the blueline after a shootout loss to Blue the Sunday prior, Gold’s hopes of a big ‘best served cold’ revenge win were hot and ready. Captain Bao was out once again, and it would be up to (all of) the rest of his mates to ensure that Green would not bow out in one-two fashion. Owen Perks is…really good at hockey, and he opened the scoring in this one in solo style at 6:15 in the first. Mark DeGraffenreid slapped home a second Gold goal at 7:16 in the second (Shelby Shattuck & Greg Francisco), and Gold would carry a 2-0 lead into the final period of play in a close, back and forth match that saw the sides generate nearly matching shot totals (13-12, in Green’s favor, through two). Green ramped up the intensity in the third, but it was Gold getting on the board again next with Perks sniping home his second (DeGraffenreid & Francisco), then Chris Fiore putting the game all but out of reach at 4:05 (DeGraffenreid & Vance Morra). Mason Holcomb (22/23) was superb, and very nearly perfect…were it not for a sublime wrister from William Teglia with 2:11 to go (Jon Zygelman & Janet Goins). John Kushneryk (16/20) wrapped a very solid first season in nets with another strong effort, but Perks & Friends were just too much for Green in the playoff payoff…a 4-1 redemption win for Gold. Captain Nguyen’s gang became the first casualty of the Fall League 2025 playoffs, while Captain Joshi’s side survive to see another Sunday…strangely enough as the higher seed in a battle to the (playoff) death with Captain Karns’ Purple.

Captain Luke Wolmer’s ‘Into Darkness’ was (fittingly) an absolute black hole through their first six regular season games…sucking in one unfortunate opponent after the next, and spaghettifying (<==this is a real word, folks!) each in turn on their way to a 6-0-0 mark. Since that glorious apex in early November, teams managed to put some ‘woe’ in Wolmer, serving back-to-back setbacks to Black before a bounce back win in their regular season wrap kept them safe and sound as the top playoff seed at 7-2-0. That little taste of late season ‘woe’ turned to ‘whoa!’ in Week One of playoff action, with bottom-seeded Purple smacking down the once overwhelming favorites 5-1, and sending them shocked and spiraling down to the Losers’ Bracket. Captain Rob Gaudio’s White was a bit more accustomed to ups and downs, finishing the season at 4-3-2, but found themselves down, and on the verge of out along with their chromatic counterparts after a 6-3 loss to Orange in their opener. So…it would be over for one of these overseeds, and with perfect attendance on both sides (!), there would be no excuses for either side for being excused from the playoffs at this point. A scoreless first saw very balanced shot totals (6-5, in Black’s favor), and while White held a one shot edge (9-8) in the second, it was Black making more of their shots count. Wasif Hussain scored his first career SDFHL playoff goal at 8:03 (TK Mason & Riley Mann)…in fact his first ever career SDFHL goal…CONGRATULATIONS, WASIF! Tim Vick doubled the damage at 7:20 (Trevor Vick & Tom Darlington), before Captain Gaudio slashed the lead back to one at 5:57 (Jackson Tomaszewski & Mark Scelfo). Trevor Vick would restore Black’s two goal edge at 3:34 in the second (Tim Vick & Hussain), then open the third period scoring, and really open up a lead for Black with 8:23 to play (Janice Darlington). Will Heinl (17/18) held strong in nets down the stretch, and a second (game and career) goal from Hussain at 0:28 (Tom Darlington) tied a neat bow on a big bounce back 5-1 win for Black. Jon Cima (15/20) suffered the loss for White, who joined Green (and Red and Lime, of course) on the playoff sidelines. As the twisted irony of the playoff bracket would have it, Black must now grapple with a very tough three-seeded Teal, while the other Losers’ Bracket matchup will feature #7 Gold v #8 Purple. This could be the end of the line for the regular season champs, but if they survive the absolute thresher that is Alex Giummo, this writer at least will restore Black’s ‘favorite to win it all’ status…

That aforementioned ‘thresher’ was ready for another ‘thresh sesh’ (as the kids…in my head say…like, all the time), as Alex Giummo, Captain Copp, and the rest of Teal crew looked to build on their own six game winning streak against Captain John Boddy’s Blue. The happy little coincidences in any given SDFHL season schedule never cease to tickle me, and the fact that Teal’s last loss came against Blue (3-2) back in Week Five of the regular season added an extra splash of zest to what was already a spicy rematch. Giummo was held to just one goal (indeed, just one point!) in that first meeting, which is crazy, considering he has since scored, or assisted on nearly every Teal tally since. Chris Tran and Blue’s blue line would need to repeat that fantastic feat when it ‘really counts’, or Giummo would surely power Teal to a seventh straight, and lead them to the doorstep of destiny in the Winners’ Bracket Final. The first period came and went without a wrinkle in twine, but Shelby Shattuck (filling in for sister, Elyse) finally broke the seal for Blue at 7:10 in the second (Eli Schonbrun). Enter Giummo, who tied it with his 457th (feels like it, anyway) at 3:59 (Arnold Gonzalez), then gave Teal their first lead with his 458th at 0:17 Jeffrey Henderson & Andy Strathman). If you haven’t been keeping up on all of the SDFHL story lines, you might not know that this is Captain Boddy’s final run before he jets off to sunny Portland. Never accuse this man of lacking a flare for the poetic/dramatic…it was Boddy to knot it at 2-2 at 9:09 in the third (Tony Thinh), then Boddy to win it…short-handed…with just twenty-one ticks left in regulation (Sean Kelly)…wow! Schonbrun heaved a sigh of relief jumping out of the sin bin to celebrate the stunning 3-2 win with Chris Tran (22/24) and his mates, who move on to a showdown with Orange with a seat at the Final table on the line. It seems six is the limit on win streaks this season, with Teal’s winning thread snapping on the seventh pull just like Black’s regular season run. Captain Copp, Matt Henderson (14/17) and ‘The Thresher’ will need to regroup and start a new win streak starting this Sunday against a likewise down, but far from out Black.

Shocker Khan

Anything can (and will) happen in the SDFHL playoffs. Rags to riches…riches to rags…all part of the ‘any given Sunday’ dynamic that makes this league great. Captain Ryan Karns’ ‘Grapes Of Wrath Of Karns’ were certainly great in their second season opener, knocking off top-seeded Black in convincing fashion to send shockwaves through the bracket and cast doubt over any one team’s perceived ‘dominance’…

No team was hotter coming into playoff play than Captain Jeremy Copp’s ‘The Final FrontTeal’. It was really a tale of two seasons for Copp’s Crew, with an ice cold 0-4-0 start melting steadily away under the heat of a five game winning streak that saw them climb all the way to the three seed. Captain Bao Nguyen’s Green, by contrast, trickled through the regular season in tepid fashion, never managing so much as a two game win streak, but also posting consecutive losses just once (W L L W T W L W L). The first ‘W’ in that Green train was a 6-3 win over Teal, but momentum, and an in-full-flight Alex Giummo certainly stamped Teal as the favorites in the playoff rematch. Giummo had that ‘in-full-flight’ flare on display early and often for said favorites, snapping home his first career SDFHL playoff goal at 8:50 in the first (Jim LaGrossa), then repeating the feat at 4:22 (LaGrossa). Joe Malki wedged a response between the Giummo goals, briefly leveling things at 5:56 (Jon Zygelman & William Teglia). Josh Tran built Teal’s edge to two at 4:22 in the second (Giummo & Arnold Gonzales), then it was Giummo for the hat trick at 2:34 (LaGrossa), and another for good measure and a four goal lead at 1:07 (LaGrossa). Matt Henderson (17/18) remained sharp from start to finish, and neither he, nor his counterpart, John Kushneryk (15/20), would concede anything in the third, keeping the final score 5-1…Teal’s sixth straight victory on what appears to be a mechanical march to mid-January glory. Copp & Company move on to an intriguing matchup with Captain Boddy’s second-seeded Blue…the team that handed them their last loss back on October 12th (!). Green will look to stay alive on the ‘long road’ to the Final, facing off against a grab bag Gold with both teams on the brink of elimination.

While Captain Luke Wolmer’s Black did not not follow an exact inverse of Teal’s Fall League trajectory, their scalding 6-0-0 start simmered to a 1-2-0 close, leaving their once stark shadow of dominance a bit less daunting going into the ‘anything can happen’ playoff stretch. Captain Ryan Karns’ Purple did not roll into this match with much confidence, either, having very nearly found themselves dead and buried in the regular season graveyard after a narrow escape from their final fight with Red. So…a powerhouse top seed recently exposed as ‘beatable’ versus a barely-in, but battle-tested bottom seed…FIGHT! Darin Cerasuolo showed once again why he is THE top teen in the league, putting Purple in front at 1:42 in the first (Carl Vankoughnett & Geoff Downes), then assisting on Vankoughnett’s strike at 7:50 in the second, then providing the primary on (super sub) Wendy Enright’s goat at 4:02 (Downes with the second), before rattling off his second of the the game at 3:57 (Vankoughnett), and third at 2:13 (Downes). That’s right, folks…if you’re scoring at home that is a 5-0 lead through two for the bottom bunch over the top dogs! The situation did not improve much for Black in the third, though Riley Mann’s first career SDFHL playoff goal at 7:06 (Wasif Hussain) did provide a fleeting glimmer of hope for a rousing comeback. Alas for Wolmer & Company, that would be the only retaliation (on the scoreboard, anyway) that they could muster, as Chuck Bender (7/8) and Purple held on for the stunning 5-1 upset win. Will Heinl (5/10) absorbed the loss in what may well be one of the lowest shot total games in league history, leaving Black looking like a different team after what is now a 1-3-0 recent run. Black will look to bounce back against the author of their first loss of the season back on November 9th…a game in which White took full advantage of the absences of Captain Wolmer and his righthand Mann to the tune of a 4-0 waltz. Purple has found their swagger and their lost slipper, and ready themselves to continue their top bracket dance in an early game showdown with the five seed, Orange.

In theory, the most coin flip contest of the first round would be the four seed versus the five seed. This season, not only did that four seed (Captain Rob Gaudio’s White) and that five seed (Captain Mark Nagy’s Orange) finish with identical 4-3-2 records, but they also tied 2-2 in their Week Seven regular season meeting. It was by virtue of the goal differential tie breaker that White was seeded above Orange, but the matchup would not have changed either way, and the only goal differential of any relevance now would be the final score in the playoff rematch. One of the biggest stories all season has been the absolutely other worldly play of Orange netminder, Nick Meglich. Meglich’s .900 save percentage topped the Fall League charts, and while you might typically regard a 2.67 GAA as ‘meh’, that number is nothing short of a miracle, considering that he faced 241 shots through nine regular season games…nearly 100 more than the only other goalies with perfect attendance (Bender at 151 and Davenport at 155). There’s no doubt that Orange’s defense would need to be tighter in the tournament, as even the best/hottest goalie has a breaking point, but the opening round of the playoffs would prove to be just another point of proof that Meglich is the man. Well…’co-the man’…assistant to the regional man, at the very least, with Kalen Hunter sharing badass billing this time out with a potent POTW performance. Hunter put Orange in front bright and early at 8:44 in the first (Jenna Chercoe), and after a White response off the blade of Ty Pereira at 6:14 (Dan Jurgens & Dorothy Kline), he recorded the primary assist on Eric Willard’s goal at 4:55 (Chercoe with the second assist), then posted an unassisted second of the game at 2:05. Chercoe was ‘the woman’ in this one, adding a goal at 9:19 in the second (Mark Daquipa & Kalen Hunter) to boost the Orange lead to 4-1 and bring her running total to 1 and 2. Jackson Tomaszewski cut the lead back to two at 8:15 in the second (Pereira), but Hunter’s hat trick capper at 2:00 (Captain Nagy) restored the three goal edge heading into the final period of play. Weston Nawrocki added extra insurance with his first of the postseason at 6:16 (from…who else…Hunter and Chercoe), and Pereira’s second of the game with 4:11 to play (Mark Scelfo) was the only answer from White, who fell short, in spite of holding a 35-14 shot advantage at the final whistle. Wait…a 35-14 dominating shot count…in a loss…yes…NICK ‘MF’ING’ MEGLICH, PEOPLE! Meglich (32/35) was once again super human, and once again kept his team comfortable from start to finish in a 6-3 victory. At the other end, Jon Cima (6/14) fell victim to a 3 and 3 super star turn for King Kalen…sometimes you get a great player on the wrong night. The win propels Orange into a surprise standoff with upstart Purple, while White will battle to stay alive in the bottom bracket trenches against another surprise opponent…top-seeded Black.

The Week One nightcap was a rematch of the final game of the regular season…sort of. Captain Hima Joshi’s Gold and Captain John Boddy’s Blue originally met in the early game of Week Six, but after a brush fire postponed the final two periods of play with Gold holding a 1-0 edge, the November 23rd resumption was 4-2 redemption for Boddy’s Brood. With Chris Fiore, Evan Melcher, and Vinny Santora all out, Gold was left scrambling for solutions on defense, and when one of those ‘solutions’ is to have yours truly playing back…let’s just say that Blue were both the logical favorites and the overwhelming betting lock in this one. Lo and behold, it was Gold on the front foot first, with a sure-handed, short-handed, unassisted Owen Perks special serving as a shock to Blue’s system, and a second Perks’ strike with ONE second left in the first (Greg Francisco) making it (miraculously enough) 2-0 Gold going into the first breather. Captain Boddy put his team on his back in the second, cutting the lead in half at 5:30 (Elyse Shattuck), then knotting it at twos at 1:35 (Sean Kelly and Shattuck). A scoreless third ticked past with Gold (shockingly enough) holding a 24-10 edge in shots through regulation. When even the 7-1 OT shot advantage failed to avail Gold, it was on to everyone’s favorite/least favorite playoff piece…the shootout. Gold was first to shoot, and Chris Tran stayed hot and kept his team cool with a big save. Captain Boddy scored, and Steve Goncalo answered for Gold in the second round to make it 1-1, but Eli Schonbrun snatched the lead back for Blue on the very next turn. Mark DeGraffenreid and Sean Kelly were turned aside, as were Vance Morra and Steve Linke, leaving the game on the capable (but surely nervous) shoulders of Shelby Shattuck. Chris Tran went 29/31 in regulation and OT, and after making the final save of the shootout against Shattuck, sealed Blue’s 3-2 win with an enchanting 4/5 encore. Erin Plone breathed a sigh of relief, and celebrated with her teammates in lieu of sweating out her own hot seat shootout shot. So, no Cinderella start for Captain Hima Joshi’s seven seeds, but an encouraging effort, nonetheless. Mason Holcomb 9/11 was his standard steady self, and gave his team every opportunity to post a second first round shocker, but…not to be. Captain Boddy’s final Cup thrust continues this Sunday with Blue battling the now-terrifying Teal, while Gold will look to grind past Green and keep the dream alive one week at a time.

Left For Dead

There is a lot of tongue-in-cheek Star Trek lore centered around the very serious subject of death, with the most common ‘amusing’ and ‘delightful’ observation being that those crew members assigned to wear red shirts are often beamed down to a strange planet along with a smattering of blue shirts and gold shirts (the ‘important’ crew), only to be summarily dispatched by the locals and (presumably) backfilled back on board the ship by the next poor soul. As irony (or apt) would have it, Captain Mostafa Azab’s ‘red shirts’ were one of two teams that didn’t make it back from a ‘routine scouting mission’ on planet Reglar-Seezun. Captain Joel Gattey’s ‘lime shirts’ did not fare any better, which should not surprise anyone familiar with the color scheme of the original show and its many spinoffs. The remaining eight crews will forge ahead to the strange new world of playoff space starting Sunday, December 7th…

The final Sunday of any SDFHL season is a mixed bag of ‘last chance…must win’, ‘hoping to improve our playoff seed and gain some momentum’, and ‘nothing much to be lost or gained here…just having fun’. The Week Six Make-Up slate (the week that was 14/15 wiped out because of a brush fire just a slap shot from the rink) opened with a match in that middle category, with Captain Rob Gaudio’s Gang looking to lock in the second seed with their fifth win of the season, and Captain Jeremy Copp’s Teal hoping to extend their winning streak to five, and streak past White and a few other middle-packers in the process. First year Teal tour de force, Alex Giummo, continued his torrid tromp through November opponents, opening the scoring with his eighteenth goal of the season at 9:28 in the first (Andy Strathman), then notching his nineteenth at 1:24 in the second (unassisted), then tallying his TWENTIETH at 8:24 in the third (Kerri Sevenbergen & Josh Tran) to stake his side to a 3-0 lead. Copp & Company would only need two of those Giummo gems to push past White on this day, as the lone retaliation for White came courtesy of Rob LaVigne with 1:08 to play (Dan Jurgens). The 3-1 win stretched the Teal win streak to five, and also vaulted them to a bronze medal regular season finish (silver was briefly held, before being ceded to Blue), but the shots and run of play showed that Matt Henderson (24/25) was reason 1b that Teal escaped with a win. Jon Cima (7/10) was less than half as busy at the other end, but the quickness and quality of Giummo’s snap shot is already established as the most devastating weapon in the league. I don’t have the league’s entire statistical history in my lap as I type this, but I am fairly confident that NO player has ever scored twenty goals in a season. Giummo’s 20 and 6 make him the runaway Fall League 2025 scoring champ, and with Teal now definitively the hottest team in the league, Captain Bao Nguyen’s #6 Green are no doubt not loving the reality of an opening round playoff playdate. Green did best Teal rather convincingly in the very first week of the regular season (6-3), but the playoff are a different animal, and Teal feels like a completely different team, at this point. The loss moves White down to the four slot, with their first playoff pairing set as Captain Mark Nagy’s Orange. The teams tied 2-2 back in Week Seven, so…rather fitting that they will rematch as the fourth and fifth seeds…should be a great one.

It was absolutely ‘last chance…must win’ for Captain Mostafa Azab’s Red, and ‘last chance…must at least tie’ for Captain Ryan Karns’ Purple as THE big game of the final week of play unfolded in the second slot. Red’s rally from 0-3-0 to 2-4-1 included a crucial 4-3 win over Blue and a convincing 6-3 win over Green, but a subsequent 4-1 loss to White left them deadlocked with Lime below the cutline going into the final week of play. A win would move them past Purple and into playoff position, while anything less would seal their fate and set them up for a string of sans-SDFHL Sundays. Purple’s regular season path was paved and peachy through a 2-1-0 start, but potholes and pit stops found them just one point clear of a complete crashout coming into their final spin. That one spare point allowed them the luxury of advancing with a tie, but a loss would leave them squeezed out of the playoff picture along with Lime. With their scoring leader (at the time), Darin Cerasuolo, out, along with Papa Cerasuolo and defensive anchors Captain Karns and Tyler Winstead, Purple hopes were not high for that ‘tie or better’ result, but Red was also without their captain and Jason Northrup, so…could be worse. Steve Pugliese opened the scoring at 2:39 in the first (Shawna Hamon), his first goal since coming onboard to replace Ali Nabipour the week prior. This first blood touched off a late period scoring frenzy, with Carl Vankoughnett pushing Purple level at 2:02 (Jason Lee & Geoff Downes), then Josh Wirt ripping the lead back for Red at 1:30 (Sadie Hellstrom) before returning the favor to Hellstrom on her goal at 0:07. Red’s 3-1 lead lasted through the first half of the second period, but another sudden scoring spate flipped the score (and all of the momentum) in Purple’s favor. Vankoughnett’s second of the game at 4:43 (Brendan Jew) cut the lead to one, Jew’s third of the season at 2:23 (Leah Gonzales) knotted the score at 3-3, and Jason Lee gave Purple their first lead of the game at 0:39 (Jew & Gonzales). To this point in the game, the shot counts were relatively even (12-9 in Purple’s favor), and both teams had proven that they could score in bunches…it would be one final period to determine who wanted it more. Red certainly ‘wanted it’, outshooting Purple by an 11-3 margin in the final frame, but Chuck Bender (17/20) held tight, and Purple’s penalty kill proved the difference down the stretch as Karns’ Krew would hang on to secure the 4-3 win. With this result, the playoff field was officially set, with both Red and Lime now eliminated from contention. Gabe Davenport (11/15) finished a valiant first season with his head up, and while Red did not find a way to advance, their final fighting flurry proves that they believed to the bitter end. It’s certainly not all champagne and caviar for Purple, who move into the second season as the bottom seed, staring down the barrel of Captain Luke Wolmer’s Big Bad Black when playoff play kicks off in early December.

A smooth and spotless 6-0-0 start meant that Captain Luke Wolmer’s Black were booked for December play back in early November (actually mid-October, knowing what we know now). White’s loss earlier in the evening meant that their finale would fall into the ‘nothing much to be lost or gained here…just having fun’ category, but snapping a ill-timed two game losing streak before ‘the real games’ begin was likely more than enough motivation for the frontrunners. Captain Bao Nguyen’s Green came in under the ‘hoping to improve our playoff seed and gain some momentum’ flag, having patched together a passable season, but never having managed so much as a two game win streak. An upset victory in their finale would check that box, and also serve as something of a ‘statement win’ for a team whose hit or miss mojo has seen them struggle to formulate a fearsome front to opponents. A scoreless first bled into a very nearly scoreless second, with Captain Wolmer finally finding twine with just twelve ticks left in the creamy middle of a very tight contest (Trevor Vick & Wasif Hussain). Wolmer’s second of the game and tenth of the season with 5:06 to play (Jenna Chercoe & Hussain) doubled Black’s edge and cast a considerable shadow over Green’s hopes for that swan song ‘statement’. Chris Malki finally responded for Nguyen & Associates at 3:51 (Joe Malki), bringing renewed hope and hop in Green’s collective step into the final minutes of play. All hope and hop were quickly halted, though, as super sub, Jenna Chercoe, restored the top dogs’ two goal lead just 0:32 later to seal the 3-1 win for Black. Will Heinl (21/22) earned third star honors for his sparkling showing, while John Kushneryk (13/16) was no slouch in the losing effort, wrapping a very solid rookie SDFHL goalie campaign with a 2-2-1/.868/1.75/1 SO line. Wolmer’s 10 and 8 season totals would typically be enough to put him in scoring crown contention, but Alex Giummo would not be denied that hardware in his debut season, and Wolmer would have to settle for runner-up in that race. As noted, the win was essentially window dressing for Black, who put one last pass of polish on their number one seed to finish with fourteen points. The loss prevented Green from ascending as high as the two seed (three, in reality, given the later results), and instead settled them in at slot six. Black will face a plucky Purple in Week One, while Green have perhaps the worst opening draw in the entire tournament…the hottest team in the league, Teal.

Captain Joel Gattey’s Lime were shoveled to the playoff scrapheap by virtue of Purple’s win earlier in the evening. Had Purple lost, they would still find themselves on said scrapheap…it would have taken a tie between Purple and Red and (of course) a win over Orange to save their season…such is the quirky and unforgiving cut line math. So, Lime was fully in the ‘nothing much at all to be lost or gained here…just having fun’ camp, while Orange were ‘hoping to improve our playoff seed and gain some momentum’ as the ‘Citrus Bowl’™ kicked off as the final full game on the Week Six Make-Up slate. Kalen Hunter put the favorites in full control out of the gate, lacing home his tenth of the season at 9:27 (Jenna Chercoe & Eric Willard), then his eleventh at 5:44 (Kevin Hunter). It was a listless, lifeless period for Lime, who were outshot 7-1 in that opening period against an Orange team with just two available subs (Mark Daquipa, Weston Nawrocki, and Will Heinl all out of action). The shot disparity did not improve much for Lime in the second (8-4), and Orange continued to capitalize against a clearly deflated and defeated opponent. Parsa Mostafavi’s unassisted fourth of the season at 1:44 padded the lead to three, and while Lime put forth one final ‘death rattle’ resistance in the third (6-5 edge in shots to Orange), the only scoring response mustered was an unassisted Brennen Abel tally with 0:19 to play. Abel’s late goal served no significance beyond spoiling Nick Meglich’s shutout bid (9/10), but Meglich FINALLY benefitted from his team outshooting their opponent. Yes, this was the first time all season that the Orange netminder was not busier (typically considerably busier) than his counterpart. Whatever the SDFHL equivalent of the Vezina Trophy is (the Santat Trophy (?)…the Pynn-ant (?)…the Kelly Cup (?)…the Perks Prize (?)) Meglich is the runaway winner this season. The man played in all nine games, and faced nearly ONE HUNDRED shots more than the only other goalies in the league to do so. His 4-3-2/.900/2.67 line is absolutely the main reason that Orange made the playoffs in (relatively) comfortable fashion. Don Tran (18/21) and Lime just did not get the scoring they needed to prevail in this one, and certainly not enough to compete in most other games, finishing with a league low twenty-two, including just six from their leading scorer, Abel. The 3-1 win capped a solid season for Orange, who ultimately settled in at the five spot, based on the result of the final game and the goal differential tiebreaker with White. Captain Nagy & Company will break another tie with White when playoff play opens on December 7th…the teams battled to a 2-2 deadlock in Week Seven, so there is ‘unfinished business’ there…

The league has certainly seen its share of rainouts over the years, and also survived a pandemic and a ‘heat out’ in the summer of 2024, but October 19, 2025 would enter as the first ‘fire out’ in league history. The game began as any other…very nice day, as I recall…Gold rolled out to dominant start against Blue, who were without Captain Boddy and a number of other key players. Gold held a 9-3 edge in shots, and spent most of the first ten minutes of play in the attacking zone, but Chris Tran stopped all but one of those nine shots…a Mark DeGraffenreid wrister at 1:16 (Evan Melcher). As the teams broke their respective huddles to begin the second period…smoke…flames…confusion. A small brush fire in the neighboring canyon was sending black smoke over the roof of the Boys & Girls Club, but with the rangers alerted, fire trucks en route, youth leagues still merrily playing baseball and soccer nearby, and the winds blowing steadily away from the rink, the thought was that we could continue. Police orders to evacuate minutes later quashed any such lingering ideas, and with the rest of the Sunday slate called off, it was decided that ‘Gold v Blue Part Deux’™ would be tacked on to the end of the Week Six Make-Up schedule. The sequel did not go nearly as well for Gold, with Captain Boddy and Sean Kelly back in the fold. Kelly’s fifth of the season at 8:15 in the ‘second’ (opening period of play on this day) from Steve Linke and Eli Schonbrun brought Blue level, and his sixth of the season at 7:52 in the third (Marc Lapointe & Captain Boddy) flipped the flames of fortune in Blue’s favor. Owen Perks would equalized quickly for Gold with his eighth of the season at 6:31 (DeGraffenreid), but Eli Schonbrun produced an even swifter response, pushing Blue back in front with his seventh at 6:00 (Captain Boddy & Erin Plone). Neither team could find a way past Mason Holcomb (18/21) nor Chris Tran (19/21) the rest of the way, but Schonbrun’s empty-netter at 0:01 brought the final score to 4-2, Blue. The weird win propelled Blue all the way to the second seed at 5-3-1, while the ‘stupid fucking fire’ loss kept Gold in the seven slot. So…as fire and fate would have it, these two teams will meet again in the late game of opening Sunday of the Fall League 2025 playoffs…will we be ‘lightninged out’ or ‘snowed out’ or ‘zombie apocalypsed out’…find out Sunday, December 7th!

Limited Space

Seven teams have successfully charted a playoff course, but the fates of the other three starships remain to be resolved. Purple, Red, and Lime…only one team will survive the bottomless vortex of the cutline and warp to the final safe space as the Fall League 2025 regular season wraps this Sunday…

Captain Ryan Karns’ Purple found themselves at 2-1-0 after three weeks of Fall League play, having lost their season opener in blowout fashion to White, then sliding past both Teal and Gold to establish themselves as a strong side with plenty of playoff potential. The ensuing four games stripped nearly all of the ‘potent’ from that ‘potential’, as Karn’s Krew went L-T-L-L to limp into the first of two make-up weeks at 2-4-1, sharing space below the cut line with their scheduled regular season finale opponent, Red, and the latest team to hand them a loss, Lime. At 3-3-1, Captain John Boddy’s Blue was very close to booking playoff passage, needing just a win, a tie, or even a loss, coupled with losses for both Red and Lime to seal the deal. A win for Purple would push them into a tie with Blue in the standings, but also grant them the head to head breaker and allay most (if not all) fear of a November elimination. Darin Cerasuolo pushed Purple in front first, notching his fifth of the season at 7:35 (Brendan Jew & Geoff Downes), but Blue produced a trio of responses to assume full control going into the first break…Sean Kelly from Weston Oakley and Captain Boddy at 6:00, Kelly again from Ramsey Ksar and Captain Boddy at 2:42, and Boddy from Tony Thinh at 0:39. Enter our POTW, Pat Gladstone, whose second of the season at 8:38 cut the lead to one, before Carl Vankoughnett brought Purple level on the powerplay at 5:31 (Gladstone & Captain Karns). Old Man Steve Linke snatched the lead back from Blue on the powerplay at 2:11 (Boddy), but Downes answered at 0:44 (Darin Cerasuolo & Vankoughnett) to leave the ledger knotted at 4-4 going into the second break. Gladstone was at it again in the third, with her second of the game at 7:28 putting Purple back in pole position (Darin Cerasuolo & Jew), but a late gut-punch-point-saving-hat-trick-capping-power-play strike from Kelly with just 0:30 to play took all of the wind out of Purple’s would-be-winning sails, and ran them aground on the shores of a 5-5 tie island. The lone point makes Blue playoff official in Captain Boddy’s final Cup run, while the non-win leaves Purple in cut line peril going into the final week of play. Karns & Company do control their own destiny, with a win over Red sealing their second season seed. A loss to Red would spell Purple’s end, while a tie coupled with anything but a Lime win would also put them in. Blue will face Gold in a continuation of the infamous ‘fire game’, which was suspended after one period of play with Gold leading 1-0. A win for Blue could push them as high as the two seed, while a loss could drop them as low as the seven slot.

Were it not for a crucial 4-3 Week Nine win over Purple, the already slim wedge of playoff hopes for Captain Joel Gattey’s Lime might have been squeezed dry before their meeting with color cousins, Green. Captain Bao Nguyen’s deeper-shaded side came in a cozy 3-3-1 in spite of a stunning 6-3 loss at the hands of a down and desperate Red in Week Nine. A bounce back win would give Nguyen & Kin a playoff in, and also paint Lime into a must-win-and-get-help season finale. With Brennen Abel, Zach Siemer, Chris Tran, Nick Vacchio, and Joe Nguyen all out of the lineup for Lime, a Green win seemed like a foregone conclusion, but a god mode performance from Don Tran made a VERY lopsided game look like a standard issue 3-0 affair. If you weren’t on hand, or didn’t check the box score closely, the shot count closed with Green holding a FIFTY-SIX TO SIX ‘edge’. I am confident that no team in league history has ever posted a +50 shot differential in a game…very few have ever even managed forty shots, let alone fifty…crazy! Crazier still was the fact the Tran kept this close throughout. Chris Malki finally solved the subLime netminder with (what I presume was) the last of twenty-one first period shots at 0:18 (Jon Zygelman). Our POTW, Pat Gladstone, kept her mojo moving as a fill-in for Janet Goins, doubling the Green lead at 4:47 in the second (Chris Malki), and Bryan Ossa added insurance at 3:27 in the third (Joe Malki & Dan Farrell) to cap a 3-0 win that could have been 30-0 if Tran (53/56) were a mere mortal. Unfortunately for Lime, moral victories are still literal losses, and at 2-5-1, Gattey & Company will need a win over Orange and (specifically) a tie in the Red v Purple match to survive to December play. John Kushneryk (6/6) recorded his first career shutout in cruise control fashion as Green improve to 4-3-1, punch their playoff ticket, and remain in striking distance of the second seed going into their ‘measuring stick’ regular season wrap against Black.

The middle game on the Week Two Make-Up slate saw the last of three cut line teams clambering to clear the cellar as the the playoff door atop the rickety stairs creaks closer to closed. Captain Motafa Azab’s Red rode the high from a huge second win of the season over their basement buddies (Lime) into battle with Captain Rob Gaudio’s White, and with Purple securing just one point and Lime losing, a third Red win would finally find them above the scrap heap and primed to stamp their playoff passport. Both teams were dealing with critical people-insisting-on-double-booking-themselves-in-other-hockey-leagues-and-tournaments absences in the form of an MIA Josh Wirt and Sadie Hellstrom for Red and Captain Rob Gaudio and Dorothy Kline for White (and also Ty Pereira…unrelated). Gary Peters put White in front first, tucking home his second of the season at 8:07 in the first (Mark Scelfo & Jackson Tomaszewski), and Tomaszewski made it 2-0 with an unassisted strike at 6:05 in the second. Steve Pugliese made his debut for Red as a permanent replacement for newcomer, Ali Nabipour, and he recorded the primary assist on Red’s first response…Captain Azab from Pugliese and Eric Caligiuri. Alas for Azab & Friends, that would be the only Red response. Craig Russell restored White’s two goal lead at 3:07 in the second (Tomaszewski), and Dan Jurgens made up for two minor penalties with his seventh of the season at 2:25 in the third (Russell & Rob LaVigne). Jon Cima (7/8) held on for a rather ho-hum 4-1 win to push his personal season mark to 3-1-2 and White’s second place standings stake to 4-2-2. Captain Gaudio’s Group can snatch the top playoff seed this Sunday with a win over Teal and a Black loss to Green. The stakes are far steeper for Gabe Davenport (13/17) and Red, who need a win over Purple (and, amazingly enough, no ‘help’) to finally find their way to playoff safety. In fact, unless there is a tie, the Red v Purple result will settle all remaining playoff mystery…clearly THE game to watch this Sunday.

Lime, Purple, and Red have all had fairly consistent struggles finding their footing this season, but no team had a more ‘left for dead’ slog to the midseason marker than Captain Jeremy Copp’s Teal. Four straight losses to start the season, with one of those four losses coming at the hands of the now-in-playoff-peril Purple…it was clearly ‘must’ win time for Copp & Company coming into their Week Seven match with Lime. Copp’s Crew did win that game by a 3-1 score, then dealt Red a matching 3-1 loss to make it two in a row, then boat raced a barely-there Gold 10-2 (bonus for a certain individual later bragging about running up the score, as if it were an actual accomplishment/something to be proud of…but I digress)…three straight wins, and a sudden and near-complete resurrection from probably-paste to playoff-probable. The momentum alone that comes from a three game win streak through this stretch of the season can be enough to carry a team to greater heights, and Captain Luke Wolmer’s Black has been enjoying said greater heights since Week One. A Week Nine 4-0 loss to White was their first taste of defeat all season…indeed their first non-win. Factor in that Captain Wolmer, Riley Mann, and Wasif Hussain were all out of action in the loss, and it would be easy to dismiss the bump in the road and look to get back on the winning track the following Sunday. Trevor Vick started that journey back, giving Black the first lead at 6:46 (Riley Mann), but Alex Giummo would answer unassisted on the powerplay to draw Teal level through ten. Giummo struck again at 9:48 in the second to push Teal to their first lead (Kerri Sevenbergen), but Mann had a prompt response at 8:14 (Tim Vick). Josh Tran was next to act, with what I can honestly say is the most badass goal of the season/recent memory…swooping through his own zone…weaving through the neutral zone…down along the right boards, then hooking in and touching home a sensational end to end gem to wrest the lead back for Teal. Giummo would complete his hat trick just over a minute later, leaving Black in need of a third period comeback for the second straight week. Giummo’s fourth of the game on the powerplay at 8:10 in the final frame (Andy Strathman) sucked most of the energy out of any such plans, and while Janice ‘The Better’ Darlington would finally put Black back on the board at 3:22 (Andrew Wong & Captain Wolmer), it was too little, too late to avoid two losses in a row, this time 5-3 at the hands of the now white hot Teal. Jon Cima (8/13) ate the loss in Will Heinl’s stead, while Matt Henderson (9/12) and Teal continued/concluded their climb to playoff safety with their fourth straight win to improve to 4-4-0. The two game tumble has left open the possibility of Black (FINALLY) falling out of first place, but a tie or better against Green this Sunday, or a loss and anything but a win for White will lock them in as the top playoff seed. Teal are not only a playoff lock, but can lock in the TWO seed with a win over White and losses for both Blue and Green.

If you haven’t spoken with me directly in the past few weeks, or if the parenthetical jag in the previous recap didn’t clue you in, Gold (this member of Gold, in particular) was…none-too-pleased about the way things went down the week prior. Losing is one thing, but…yeah…none-too-pleased. Frustration and anger can either derail you or make you more determined, and Captain Hima Joshi’s team was beyond pumped and primed to put themselves back in the win column after a three game slide had left them too close for comfort with the cut line. Captain Mark Nagy’s Orange rolled in as perhaps the ‘most lukewarm’ team in the league, with a 1-1-2 runup to their make-up week rendezvous with Gold, and while the Red and Lime losses earlier in the evening already had them pushed into playoff position, a fourth win would establish them in the top half of the bracket and provide some swagger and stability going into the final week of play. Late period goals are almost always a killer, but early game goals often set a tone, and Eric Willard’s 9:31 delivery (Kalen Hunter & Captain Nagy) dealt a definite dent to Gold’s determination. Captain Joshi steadied her mates with her (very timely) first of the season at 6:42 (Mark DeGraffenreid & Christopher H. Fiore), and DeGraffenreid drove one of those late period daggers home at 0:33 (Shelby Shattuck) to give Gold their first lead* since Week Five (!) (*not including The Fire Game™). Kalen Hunter drew Orange level with an unassisted snipe at 8:54 in the second, but that’s when the real hero emerged from the phone booth for Gold…Greg Francisco. Francisco found and deposited a back door loose ball to give Gold back the lead at 5:46 in the second (Steve Goncalo & Owen Perks), then finished a dazzling rush/backhand feed from Perks to pad that lead at 7:20 in the third (Shattuck with the second). A DeGraffenreid empty-netter with 0:13 to play sealed the 5-2 win for Mason Holcomb (12/14) and Gold, who punch their playoff ticket in snapping their losing streak and evening their record at 4-4-0. Nick Meglich (25/29) continued his string of magical performances with mixed bag results, now topping the goalie charts with a .900/2.88/0 SO line, having faced TWO HUNDRED THIRTY ONE shots..ONE HUNDRED more than any other goalie in the league! Nagy & Company can only ride poor Nick so far…they will need to find more Joshi/Francisco-esque ‘secondary scoring’, and stop the bleeding on the shot differential if they hope to do damage in December. Orange will have one final tune-up in the form of last-legs-Lime, while Gold (weirdly) have just two periods of hockey left to play before turkey day…the continuation of The Fire Game™. Gold hold a 1-0 lead in that game, which will serve as the final flourish in the Fall League 2025 regular season.

Beaming Up

Captain Mostafa Azab’s Red and Captain Jeremy Copp’s Teal were left for dead on the planet Noplayophs back in mid-October, but both teams have since won two of their last three, and stand primed to be beamed up into the thick of the playoff hunt. Safety back on the USS Second Season…or death on a dire and dangerous planet…stay tuned to the final two episodes to find out.

Sorry, folks…I tried…but I do not have recaps in me again this week. Chalk it up to seasonal affective disorder…