Cock Of The Walk

The bottom seed in any playoff picture is expected to have an uphill battle just to survive an early exit, let alone make any real progress down the path to the promised (to someone else) land. That hill becomes a sheer, icy cliff when you remove the team’s biggest offensive weapon for the first two games of a double-elimination tournament. Captain Rob Gaudio’s gang fought valiantly in their playoff opener against top-seeded Teal, in spite of the absence of said scoring stalwart, Josh Wirt, but Teal’s weapons abound, and John Boddy ho-hummed a hat trick to bounce Blue to the the edge of elimination. Captain Carl Vankoughnett’s crew fell 3-2 in a fun and frantic first game, with #5 Grey producing the lone Week One upset to put Yellow in the same leaky boat as their Week Two opponent. With Wirt once again out of the lineup for Blue, and Yellow benefiting from a fairly sizeable upgrade in nets, it looked like the higher seed would be rowing on to higher seas with relative ease. Jim LaGrossa put the favorites in front late in the first (from Brennan Abel), Captain Carl doubled the lead early in the second (from Elyse Shattuck), and Abel made it 3-0 Yellow early in the third (Arnold Gonzales). All hope seemed lost for Blue, who were heavily outshot and outplayed throughout, but Captain Rob was not going down without a fight. He broke the shutout at 7:49 in the third (from Bryan Ossa), then cut the lead to one at 6:17 (Tim Hamon) to give Blue more than a glimmer of hope with ample time on the clock. Alas, Nick Meglich (7/9) did not see much from there out in his fill-in stint for Jon Cima, and Chris Tran (25/28) was too busy being bundled in goalie gear and saving sizzling shots to score a tying goal for his side (slacker). Captain Carl ultimately iced this one with an empty netter (Abel), capping a 4-2 win for his side, and popping a cap in Blue’s playoff ass in the process. Yellow must now gear up to face their first higher-seeded opponent, the highly-motivated and high-octane Olive. The regular season matchup between these two was way back in Week One, and…well…a lot of goals were scored. Olive prevailed 8-5 back in late June, but this is early October, and months matter…(I have no idea what that means…just sounded cool, I guess).

Isn’t it just the way with life…you scratch and bite and scrape and scrimp to make it, and just when you’re walking through that door to your goal…SLAM! I mean, my recent SDFHL life has been more like standing shivering in the freezing cold, looking through a frosted window at playoff teams feasting and singing happy songs around the fire, but…I digress. Captain Sean Bathgate’s ‘Puffy White Shirts’ are the ones in the door metaphor…rising from the dead (1-5-1 with two games to go) to pull off back-to-back must-wins and make the playoffs as the seven seed. SLAM…a 5-2 opening loss to powerhouse Olive…but the door to the Cup lay still slightly ajar as they regrouped to face partners in parity, Purple. The two met in one of the wildest, most entertaining games of the season in Week Six, with a last minute Ty Pereira strike putting Purple over the top, 5-4. Captain Sev Brown’s ‘I’m An Eggplant’ experienced a more subtle, polite door closing in their opener, with Red’s Jon prevailing over Purple’s Zach 3-2 in another installment of The Salt Shaker™. So…one door…two teams…both hoping to be the slammer and not the slammee. Captain Sev Brown grabbed the knob first (TWSS) at 8:50 in the first (from Trice Harvey and Erin Plone), both teams were jambed up from their until the latter half of the third. That’s when Captain Brown struck again (Pone and Zach Salt), “a sweet backhand by Sev on a ball that found him by himself in front, top shelf over the glove” (so says my secret on-site source) to give his team a 2-0 lead and really ready the slamming hand with time running down. Chris Tran (13/13) did the other half of the slamming honors, exorcising his Blue demons in a sub shift for the ever AWOL Syd Costello, and helping Purple to a 2-0 elimination win over White. Captain Bathgate & Company…you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is…never try. When one door slams, another swings open, and Purple will hope to pilot through another portal and avenge a 5-2 Week One regular season loss to Grey this Sunday.

Week Two of the playoffs typically features at least one heavyweight matchup…and this was it. Two of the top regular season teams…tons of scoring and playmaking on both sides…two outstanding goalies…this was THE game to see. As mammoth as this matchup was, and as much as it looked to meet or exceed the on-paper hype, I’m honestly a bit weary of typing up these recaps this season, especially after another clunker campaign for my team. So…I am going to lean on the words of my secret on-site source to tell the tale of Red v Olive. Maureen Ruchhoeft (from Captain Geoff Downes) put Red in front bright and early at 8:36 with “a put-back off a rebound, after she just missed moments earlier with a wrister”. Greg Wirth (from Alexis DaCosta and Wendy Enright) equalized for the two seeds less than a minute later, with our reporter, well, reporting “I thought the second goal was Alexis, so I was surprised to see Wirth here, but…this was a wild and lengthy scramble around the net that he eventually poked in”. Mark Ennsmann opened the scoring in the middle period on “a breakaway…looked like he went five hole” (from Captain Downes). Kyle Snyder knotted things at twos later in the second (from Wirth), with a “goal that was like most…he burst by the defense, cut in to goal front, and put it by Silas”. “Alexis’ goal (from Captain Tyler Winstead and Chris Tullio) was from in close after a failed clearance. It looked like it was deflected off the defender’s stick and over Silas’ shoulder” to give Olive their first lead, 3-2. Enter, Jon Salt. “His first goal was a quick shot from inside the yellow, dead middle after a turnover at the red line by Olive while trying to carry the ball out of their zone. He beat Matt low to the stick side” to tie this thriller at three apiece with 3:18 to play. Both Matt Henderson, (20/24) in a fine fill in foray for Don Tran, and Silas Perks (17/20) kept the balls at bay through the remainder of regulation when…re-enter, Jon Salt: “His OT goal was a failed sky ball clear by Olive, dished to Salt who had a tough angle on the right side (about at the top outside of the faceoff circle) and looked like a wrister high past the glove”…that’s the game…4-3 Red in an overtime thriller that was all it was cracked up to be. I always love hearing that a great game featured great sportsmanship, and our reporter confirms that this one was a “very even game…clean…back and forth”. Both teams remain alive in the playoff picture with Red looking to punch their ticket to the final Sunday in a showdown with top bananas, Teal, and Olive hoping to stay alive and un-alive Yellow in their first Losers’ Bracket battle.

Captain Ryan Karns’ Teal may well be one of the biggest ’embarrassment of riches’ rosters the league has ever seen. Legendary, shutdown goalie…check. Ridonkulously swift and skilled strikers…double check. Gritty veteran defense with a Calgarian cannon ready and aimed…check. Great supporting cast…check. Captain Zach Siemer’s Grey is no sack of potatoes, either, so you figured your ticket price to this one would pay off in at least a few highlight reel goals and high fives….NOPE. It was a goalie duel from ball drop to final tick tock, with Sean Kelly (26/26) doing (surprisingly) more than twice the work at his end through regulation and overtime. Perfect is perfect, though, and Matt Henderson was half as harried, but equally flawless, stopping 12/12 to force the first shootout scenario of the Summer League 2023 playoffs. In spite of the lack of scoring, it all sounds like a great game to me. Our reporter disagrees, calling it a ‘snoozefest’, and sputtering out a few brief chunks of color such as “Grey had the most shots, but most were of the easy-to-stop variety. Sean did make some really nice saves during scrambles near the net, though”, and “Schlatter hit two pipes during regulation…it was mostly him going one on three, and he was pretty good at it, to be honest…but Grey’s defense was strong.” Whatever the opinion of the level of play through regulation and overtime, it was on to the shootout, where “Alan’s goal was low stick side corner” and “Janet’s clincher I completely missed! (though, there was a recording by Nadia)”. Really, secret reporter…you missed the best part? I’ll see if I can get that footage to share with you all, but I can confirm that Alan Razoky and Janet Goins were the only two scorers in the shootout, which meant that Teal prevailed 1-0 to advance to the Winners’ Bracket finals on the unbreakable back of POTW honoree, Sean Kelly. A matchup of Teal and Red is a surefire sizzler, especially as these teams tied 3-3 back in Week Four of regular season play. That is definitely the game to watch this Sunday, but Grey will be watching the waning moments of that one before warming up to defend their playoff lives against Purple. Two more teams will be thrown on the scrap heap this week, and one team will earn a Week Four bye and a trip to the big dance…don’t miss it!