
The Wing League 2025 post season would be a tough act to follow, with a relentless run of regulation nail biters, overtime thrillers, and shootout life savers/heart breakers, but the opening week of a new season is never lacking bang and buzz, and the clash between Captain Rob LaVigne’s ‘MacBlueber’ and Captain Wendy Enright’s ‘Gilda Rednor’ would be serve as the ‘cold open’ to our SNL themed Summer 2025 run. You can compare teams ‘on paper’ all day, but it usually takes at least one or two first hand looks of those rosters in action to conjure anything approaching an accurate estimation of how they will fare. Unfortunately for Captain LaVigne, his bunch would be bereft of the services of Kalen Hunter, Luke Wolmer, Bryan Ossa, and TK Mason, with the first two absences in that list hitting like a nasty uppercut and a crushing body blow to Baby Blue’s chances of surviving their week one bout. It was Captain Enright herself who rang the bell in round one, finishing a powerplay chance at 6:54 in the first to give Red the early lead (Owen Perks & Jon Zygelman). Blue bounced back in the second, with Kevin ‘Pops’ Hunter making up for his son’s absence with his first career SDFHL goal in his first career SDFHL game – a solo strike at 8:30 in the second to level the ledger at 1-1. CONGRATULATIONS, Kevin! Another SDFHL dad was next to act, with Gary Peters making his triumphant return to league play with his first of the season on the powerplay at 3:44 in the second (Arnold Gonzales) to give the heavily outgunned Baby Blue a stunning 2-1 edge. The real story of this game was Chris Tran. Tran’s heroics were on full display through the first two periods of play, with Baby Blue somehow not only still in the game, but ahead going to the third in spite of a 23-9 shot edge in Red’s favor to that point. That shot gap widened to a 34-12 chasm over the course of the third, but Tran would not budge. A late flurry from Red had the veteran all but literally breakdancing in the crease, but Tran (33/34) and ‘MacBlueber’ would somehow hold on for the 2-1 win. So, last season’s post season may have been a tough act to follow, but the opening act of the new season took the baton and windmill dunked it into a flaming hoop. Jon Cima (10/12) and Red are clearly a strong side, and as frustrating as this loss may be for them, they have to expect that they will be facing human goalies from here out. The win is unexpected money in the bank for LaVigne & Company, and that extra confidence and the (presumed) return of their scoring core is a scary prospect for their Week Two opponent, Royal Blue.
There was just one exception to the parity party that was Week One, and that exception came in the 5:00pm game, with Captain Sean Bathgate’s ‘Turd Bergensen’ facing off against Captain John Boddy’s ‘Night At The Pinkbury’. With both teams missing just one player (Brown without Marc Lapointe, and Pink without Ryan Loughran), this would be a good first test for both teams…the proverbial early season ‘measuring stick’ match. A scoreless first period saw Brown on the long end of that stick in the shot column, but the 7-3 edge in that department would ultimately serve as nothing but the basis for false hope. Parsa Mostafavi broke the scoring seal at 8:08 in the second (Jackson Tomaszewski), but newcomer John Kushneryk responded less than two minutes later with the first of his career to bring Brown back even at 1-1. CONGRATULATIONS, John! The rest of the second period belonged to Pink, with Eli Schonbrun cashing in just ten ticks after the Kushneryk strike to snatch the lead back for Pink (Jason Lee & Geoff Downes), Matt DeBerry flicking home his first of the season at 3:43 to build the lead to two, and Downes capping the run at 1:09 (Boddy) to put Pink in full control going into the second break. Tomaszewski piled on with his first of the season at 6:54 in the third (Schonbrun & Mostafavi) before Josh Wirt finally stopped the bleeding for Brown at 4:44 (Mark DeGraffenreid). An empty net for Jason Lee with 1:12 (Tomaszewski & Boddy) was icing on the 6-2 winning cake for Pink, who strut away from their opener with that ‘measuring stick’ held aloft like a royal scepter. Will Heinl (19/21) was impressive in nets for the winning side, outdueling a very hard working, but ultimately hard luck Matt Henderson (14/19). Captain Boddy & Company will take their measuring stick with them to face the winless (and goal-less) White this Sunday, while Brown will hope to bounce back against a very tough Neon.
Week One’s middle game saw the return of living legend of the (scoring) leaderboard, Justin Hepler. Hepler’s reign of terror ended with his departure from league play in mid-late 2017, but Captain Carl Vankoughnett made his return official when selecting him fifth overall, and the first player assigned to his ‘CarliforNeon’ creation. Regular Thursday attendance in recent years made it clear that Hepler still had the potency/potential to resume that aforementioned reign of terror, but a few Sunday spins would no doubt let us all know what we are up against with ‘The Albatross’™ back on the Sunday scene. Captain Bao Nguyen’s ‘More Cow Abel, Green Frenkle’ would be the first to find out first hand, and it did not take long for Hepler to find his first league goal in eight years. Hepler’s first of the season at 7:23 in the first (Ramsey Ksar) was followed by his second of the season at 3:39 in the first (Mark Nagy), giving Neon a 2-0 edge through ten minutes of play, and confirming that the reign was on once again (use the Canadian pronunciation of this for rhyme’s sake, please). The second period nearly slipped past in scoreless fashion, but Sadie Hellstrom turn and wristed a (literal) last second snipe home to cut the lead to one (Brennen Able & Nick Vacchio) and put Green (who was outshooting Neon 14-9 to that point) on the front foot going into the third. Neon may have been looking to Hepler to restore their two goal edge, but it was another living league legend, Pat Gladstone, instead…snapping home what I am told was a ‘really nice goal’ with 5:30 to play, with (who else) Hepler on the primary assist and Ryan Karns with the second. Brennen Abel answered for Green at 3:56 (Vacchio), leaving plenty of time for Green to complete a comeback coup, but Chuck Bender (15/17) and Neon’s defense would hold on to preserve the 3-2 win. Sean Kelly (16/19) was his standard stellar self in spite of the loss, and while Hepler did finish with 2 and 1 and a share of the scoring lead through the first week of play, it’s safe to say that Green did about as well as a team can hope to in containing his pent up point production payload. Captain Nguyen & Company face another tough challenge this Sunday in 1-0-0 Purple, while Neon look to keep the early season ball rolling against the winless (and quite possibly woeful) Brown.
The SDFHL Civil War reenactment was up next, with young Captain William Teglia’s Royal Blue taking on Captain Tyler Winstead’s Grey. The stakes in this particular ‘Civil War’ weren’t quite as high as the real deal, and we can hope that Winstead’s troops don’t hold the same ideology as their Confederate counterparts, but…yeah, you know what…I am bailing on this analogy…these two SDFHL teams were wearing the same colors as the two sides in the war…the end. It’s probably a good thing I am cutting the connection between the two, as this ‘Civil War’ ended in a draw (which…who knows where that would have left this country…probably where it will be in a few years, based on how things are going). A scoreless first ended with Grey holding a slight edge in shots (9-7), but it was Royal Blue’s Brendan Jew who would make the first mark on the score sheet at 8:09 in the second (Vinny Santora & Gordon Schmidt). Josh Tran was very quick to respond for Grey, knotting the score at 1-1 just fifty ticks later (Justin Stege & Mark Scelfo). Grey continued to press the play in the third, outshooting Royal Blue at an 8-3 clip, but…alas…those shots were directed at Silas ‘The Silencer’™ Perks (21/22), and neither he nor veteran Don Tran (13/14) would allow anything more to sneak through. So…Royal Blue 1, Grey 1…both teams lightly wounded, but neither left for dead on the bloody, body-strewn battlefield…yeah…definitely leaving it. Captain Teglia’s team soldier on to face their softer-shaded cousins, Baby Blue, in Week Two, while Captain Winstead’s Grey will hope for good news from Jordan Pynn’s medical team as they gear up to face an 0-1-0 Red.
The Week One nightcap had a different kind of ‘Civil War’ theme, with the two goalie captains facing off for backstop bragging rights. Unfortunately, the rare goalie captain on goalie captain clash was made far less intriguing when Captain Mason Holcomb fell ill, leaving Chuck Bender on the shields for Purple, opposite Captain Nick Meglich and White. Neither Bender nor Meglich would budge in the first period, as the third scoreless opening frame of the night came and went in spite of Purple holding a rather obscene shot advantage (11-2). The lopsided shot ledger leveled as little as possible in the second, with Purple racking up a 10-2 edge, and Joe Malki finally laced one of those ten shots past Meglich to give his team a 1-0 lead (Chris Malki & Steve Linke). White would equal their shot total through the first two periods (a whopping FOUR) in the third, but none would find a nest behind Bender (8/8). Joe Malki added insurance with his second of the game with 5:50 to play (Shawna Hamon & Steve Linke), and that would be all of the offense in another tight, low-scoring Week One game. The 2-0 win for Purple was impressive, and given the lopsided shot totals (26-8, when the dust had cleared) the result likely would have carried even if White could have availed themselves of the services of Jerry Gonzales (currently out with a knee injury). Captain Meglich has reason for concern for the anemic offensive performance from his mates, but could not have done much more to help the cause personally, landing the second star of the game with his 24/26 effort. Meglich and White will (obviously) have to hope for more scoring in their Week Two match with Pink (a team who broke out for half a dozen in their opener), while Purple will have their captain back between the pipes with hopes to keep their sheets clean against Green.