Zero & Won

Week 1:

There were no ties in Week One…it was all or nothing for the ten teams who kicked off their quest for binary dominance last Sunday.

The season got off to a slow start, as Pink and Black stared blankly at each other for two periods. Bill Casey finally broke the scoring seal on the season, giving Black a lead which Kim Hernandez doubled minutes later. Cory Brin spoiled Captain ‘Kid’ Kelly’s debut, stopping 22/22 to earn the shutout in Black’s 2-0 win.

Param Gill netted one in the first, one in the second, and assisted on Min-Soo Smith’s game-winner in the third as Royal Blue slid past Gold, 3-2. Mark Nagy and Kris Tosczak comprised the offense for the losing side, as rookie netminder, Jerry Russell, won his SDFHL debut behind a 16/18 line.

Captain Jeremy Copp is better known for his draft table acumen than his scoring touch, but the latter was the story in Teal’s 1-0 win over Grey. Copp’s late first period tally would be the only blemish for either goalie, with Marc Devoe (27/27) looking very impressive in besting perennial top notch tender, Don Tran (10/11).

Captain Shawna Hamon made clear to her fellows at the draft table that she was not thrilled with her fifth round draft value. So far, she’s a steal. Hamon scored the first half of Orange’s goals in a 4-1 romp over Green. Andy Strathman had a hand in both of those goals, rookie, Connor Miller, collected his first two career points, Jon Zygelman scored his first of the season, and Alan Razoky went 1 and 1, including the empty net icing on the cake. It was not all doom and gloom for Captain Mark DeGraffenreid’s side, however, as x-factor, Rick Brutchey, showed off his sniper release, accounting for the only fly in Fred Fournier’s 21/22 ointment.

Tim Vick made his return to the SDFHL count…1…2…3. Vick’s trick led the way in what many saw as a shocking upset, as Dark Green rolled past Light Blue, 4-2. Captain Jon Salt actually had his team on the board first, but Vick retaliated thrice unanswered before Jeff Henderson finally cut the lead late in the third. Alexis DaCosta capped the win with his first of the season, and Tiffany Fox started the season in the win column, stopping 20/22.

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The ‘Winternet’ season begins this Sunday (weather permitting), and I hope you are e-lated to see how many W W W’s your team can log.  Here’s hoping you have a Insta connection with your teammates, full of many retweetable moments and very few regrettable posts. 

On & Poppin’!

Well, the ‘innuendo’ season is behind us (nothing dirty about the image above…we’re moving on), and so too we must bid adieu to 2018. Last night marked the 53 successful SDFHL draft, and as usual, it was a corker. Check the teams page, and ask yourself ‘will my team bubble to the top, or are we toast’? New year, new teams, and a new season begins January 13th!

Nothing Fancy

Week 4 Playoffs:

Of all the steamy stories and hot combinations that could have rolled out of the playoff bed and onto the final floor, we ended up with the most predictable pairing of positions. The big finish is still fap-worthy, but I (for one) was hoping for, say, Burgundy to finish what they started, and come from behind in a spectacular fashion. Or, maybe Navy brings that hot father-son tag team into the mix? Listen, I realize that sort of thing is not for everyone, and Green and Black have earned the right to engage in one last (routine, vanilla) romp. May the best team finish first, and leave the other lying there, frustrated and unsatisfied.

Nothing much happened for the first 2.9 periods of the first elimination game on Sunday, then the wildest, most exciting game ever broke out. Param Gill broke the scoreless tie on the power play with just 0:36 to play, surely sealing Navy’s fate…or not. Joe Malki responded 0:23 seconds later, rescuing his team from an ugly late game fate. Unfortunately for Captain Vance Morra & Company, Makli’s goal was the last they’d score this season, as Glenn Pinto netted the game-winner in OT to keep Burgundy’s ridonkulous Cup run on track with an insane 2-1 win. At this point in the playoff procedings, it would be hard to argue that Burgundy was anything but a team of destiny. Still, Burgundy had one more hill to climb to set up a 1 v 8 final…

That hill came in the form of Green, who apparently have their own concept of ‘destiny’. Tim Helmbrecht staked the number two seed to a 2-0 lead through two periods and change, which likely did not faze Captain Cohen’s cardiac kids all that much. Param Gill provided the first answer for Burgundy, but Nick Adkins rebuilt the cushion for Green on the power play just minutes later. Alan Razoky sliced the margin back to one with just under two minutes to play, but Burgundy’s bag o’ magic tricks had nothing left in it, and Green held on to take it, 3-2. As noted in the headline, Green will move on to face Black in a battle of the top two seeds. The teams battled to a 1-1 draw in their regular season match, and Black bested Green 2-0 in their first playoff meeting. Come out and cheer on the team that you hate/envy the least…game(s) start this Sunday at 6:00pm.

Hot To Trot

Week 3 Playoffs:

 

Two more teams turned out to be playoff turkeys, and were promptly stuffed and cooked as an early Thanksgiving Day treat.  Burgundy continues to thrust from the bottom, while Black and Green have finally reached the point at which it’s time to whip it out and measure.  Six teams remain in the mix, and only one will be satisfied when the mid-December climax comes.

Purple were seraching for their first win since October 14th…they did not find in the second week of playoff play.  A Steve Jones sighting (2 and 0) provided most of the punch, and Gary Peters notched the game-winner as Red reeled off a revenge win, and removed Purple from the playoffs in the process, 3-1.  Jim LaGrossa had the only answer for Purple, who backed into the playoffs, and quickly backed out.  Marc Devoe was sharp in nets, stopping 19/20 to keep the seven seeds alive in the hunt for the ultimate prize.  Red move on to face Navy in another elimination match this Sunday.

On the heels of a narrow OT escape from bottom-seeded Burgundy, Black was surely primed to flex their might against Navy.  Instead, the game might well have flexed the wrong way for the top seeds, who once again found a way to prevail,  this time via the shootout, 2-1.  Tom Darlington slipped just the tip in to provide a lead for Black, but that tip was snipped by Andy Strathman with less than a minute to play.  Sources reported that the equalizer was somewhat controversial (possible kick), but Jon Salt’s two shootout tallies sealed the deal for real.  Steve Testen was a bad man once again, stopping 24/25 to earn POTW honors.  Black move on to face Green with a ticket to the Final on the line, while Navy look to stay alive in the Loser’s Bracket against Red.

Another week, another thriller for Captain Brett Cohen and Burgundy.  Fortunately for Cohen and his crew, they came out on the right end this time, shooting out past Pink, 2-1.  Josh Wirt put the favorites on top early in the thrid, but Glenn Pinto answered minutes later, and Burgundy’s shooters put on a winning show in the shootout.  Pink join Purple as the latest additions to the scrap heap, while Burgundy look to continue their Cinderella season in a knockout match with Orange.

The final contest of the night really wasn’t much of a contest at all, as Green stormed past Orange, 4-1.  Anthony Cerasuolo netted the first two goals, including the game-winner, and Steve Goncalo’s equal effort put the game out of reach for a shell-shocked Orange side.  Sean Kelly was Sean Kelly, stopping all but one of the thirteen shots he faced (Mark DeGraffenreid).  Green hope to keep the offense warm and toasty as they turn to a showdown with Black’s comparitively cold front.  One more win, and they are in the catbird seat for the Final.  Orange will need to regoup and bring their A game against a suddenly dangerous Burgundy side.