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The ‘Winternet’ season begins this Sunday (weather permitting), and I hope you are e-lated to see how many W W W’s your team can log.  Here’s hoping you have a Insta connection with your teammates, full of many retweetable moments and very few regrettable posts. 

On & Poppin’!

Well, the ‘innuendo’ season is behind us (nothing dirty about the image above…we’re moving on), and so too we must bid adieu to 2018. Last night marked the 53 successful SDFHL draft, and as usual, it was a corker. Check the teams page, and ask yourself ‘will my team bubble to the top, or are we toast’? New year, new teams, and a new season begins January 13th!

Nothing Fancy

Week 4 Playoffs:

Of all the steamy stories and hot combinations that could have rolled out of the playoff bed and onto the final floor, we ended up with the most predictable pairing of positions. The big finish is still fap-worthy, but I (for one) was hoping for, say, Burgundy to finish what they started, and come from behind in a spectacular fashion. Or, maybe Navy brings that hot father-son tag team into the mix? Listen, I realize that sort of thing is not for everyone, and Green and Black have earned the right to engage in one last (routine, vanilla) romp. May the best team finish first, and leave the other lying there, frustrated and unsatisfied.

Nothing much happened for the first 2.9 periods of the first elimination game on Sunday, then the wildest, most exciting game ever broke out. Param Gill broke the scoreless tie on the power play with just 0:36 to play, surely sealing Navy’s fate…or not. Joe Malki responded 0:23 seconds later, rescuing his team from an ugly late game fate. Unfortunately for Captain Vance Morra & Company, Makli’s goal was the last they’d score this season, as Glenn Pinto netted the game-winner in OT to keep Burgundy’s ridonkulous Cup run on track with an insane 2-1 win. At this point in the playoff procedings, it would be hard to argue that Burgundy was anything but a team of destiny. Still, Burgundy had one more hill to climb to set up a 1 v 8 final…

That hill came in the form of Green, who apparently have their own concept of ‘destiny’. Tim Helmbrecht staked the number two seed to a 2-0 lead through two periods and change, which likely did not faze Captain Cohen’s cardiac kids all that much. Param Gill provided the first answer for Burgundy, but Nick Adkins rebuilt the cushion for Green on the power play just minutes later. Alan Razoky sliced the margin back to one with just under two minutes to play, but Burgundy’s bag o’ magic tricks had nothing left in it, and Green held on to take it, 3-2. As noted in the headline, Green will move on to face Black in a battle of the top two seeds. The teams battled to a 1-1 draw in their regular season match, and Black bested Green 2-0 in their first playoff meeting. Come out and cheer on the team that you hate/envy the least…game(s) start this Sunday at 6:00pm.

Hot To Trot

Week 3 Playoffs:

 

Two more teams turned out to be playoff turkeys, and were promptly stuffed and cooked as an early Thanksgiving Day treat.  Burgundy continues to thrust from the bottom, while Black and Green have finally reached the point at which it’s time to whip it out and measure.  Six teams remain in the mix, and only one will be satisfied when the mid-December climax comes.

Purple were seraching for their first win since October 14th…they did not find in the second week of playoff play.  A Steve Jones sighting (2 and 0) provided most of the punch, and Gary Peters notched the game-winner as Red reeled off a revenge win, and removed Purple from the playoffs in the process, 3-1.  Jim LaGrossa had the only answer for Purple, who backed into the playoffs, and quickly backed out.  Marc Devoe was sharp in nets, stopping 19/20 to keep the seven seeds alive in the hunt for the ultimate prize.  Red move on to face Navy in another elimination match this Sunday.

On the heels of a narrow OT escape from bottom-seeded Burgundy, Black was surely primed to flex their might against Navy.  Instead, the game might well have flexed the wrong way for the top seeds, who once again found a way to prevail,  this time via the shootout, 2-1.  Tom Darlington slipped just the tip in to provide a lead for Black, but that tip was snipped by Andy Strathman with less than a minute to play.  Sources reported that the equalizer was somewhat controversial (possible kick), but Jon Salt’s two shootout tallies sealed the deal for real.  Steve Testen was a bad man once again, stopping 24/25 to earn POTW honors.  Black move on to face Green with a ticket to the Final on the line, while Navy look to stay alive in the Loser’s Bracket against Red.

Another week, another thriller for Captain Brett Cohen and Burgundy.  Fortunately for Cohen and his crew, they came out on the right end this time, shooting out past Pink, 2-1.  Josh Wirt put the favorites on top early in the thrid, but Glenn Pinto answered minutes later, and Burgundy’s shooters put on a winning show in the shootout.  Pink join Purple as the latest additions to the scrap heap, while Burgundy look to continue their Cinderella season in a knockout match with Orange.

The final contest of the night really wasn’t much of a contest at all, as Green stormed past Orange, 4-1.  Anthony Cerasuolo netted the first two goals, including the game-winner, and Steve Goncalo’s equal effort put the game out of reach for a shell-shocked Orange side.  Sean Kelly was Sean Kelly, stopping all but one of the thirteen shots he faced (Mark DeGraffenreid).  Green hope to keep the offense warm and toasty as they turn to a showdown with Black’s comparitively cold front.  One more win, and they are in the catbird seat for the Final.  Orange will need to regoup and bring their A game against a suddenly dangerous Burgundy side.

Closer

Week 1 Playoffs:

A frisky foursome of games had all eight teams flirting with pleasure and pain in the opening weekend of playoff action.  Things couldn’t have been much more intimate, really.  In the end, only one of the higher seeds left unsatisfied.  Still, even the sexiest seed needed a foxy female closer in OT to come out on top.

The playoffs opened with a bit of a hitch, as Navy arrived to play with no goalie.  Fred Fournier suited up and saved the day (and may have boosted Navy’s outlook a bit in the process).  When the game finally got underway, some thirty minutes late, Navy prevailed 2-0, and produced the only upset on the evening.  It was a family affair, for sure, with Joe Malki scoring twice, both on assists from his old man, Chris.  The aforementioned Fournier stopped 21/21 in Matt Henderson’s stead, while Elliot Hicks took the loss with a 20/22 line.  Navy move on to face top-seeded Black, while Pink hope to avoid elimination against bottom-seeded Burgundy, as the playoff resume on Sunday.

First season sensation, Carl Vankoughnett, kept his hand hot, staking Orange to a 1-0 lead in the first.  Weston Nawrocki responded early in the third, and the game could not be decided in regulation.  Overtime gave way to a shootout, with that guy Carl again finding twine and helping Orange to a 2-1 win.  Don Tran stopped all but one of twenty-two shots through OT, and was perfect in the shootout.  Purple will now face #7 Red in an elimination match, while Orange will tangle with Green on the other side of the bracket.

Game three did not figure to be a nail-biter, on paper.  Black had stormed to the top of the standings with an impressive playoff push, and Burgundy had only just managed to make it in the final week of play.  Still, anything can happen in the playoffs, and anything nearly did.  The teams strove and struggled to a 0-0 tie through three periods, setting up an overtime period for all the marbles.  Those marbles were snatched and hoisted high by our POTW, Maureen Ruchhoeft, who brought sudden death to Burgundy and propelled Black to victory, 1-0.  Ruchhoeft described the goal as ‘freaky’, and called it ‘my own hand of god moment’.  Fluke or not, they all count, and this one counted big.  Steve Testen earned the shutout with a 12/12 performance, while Andrew Lockard absorbed the tough loss with a 12/13 showing.  Black stay on the Winner’s side of the bracket to face Navy, while Burgundy will battle for their playoff lives against Pink.

Tim Helmbrecht and Nick Adkins provided the goals, and Sean Kelly denied the goals against,  as Green strode past Red, 2-0.  Stephanie Palomo Schmidt and Captain Joe Nguyen collected assists, and Kelly was a perfect 21/21 to earn first star honors.  Green move on to face Orange, to whom they suffered a 3-1 regular season loss, and Red will look for redemption against Purple in the early game this weekend.