Trained Assassins

Detective Joel Q Redman (AKA Captain Joel Gattey) has all of the cars on his ‘J-Hole Express’ on the rails, and heading in the right direction, full steam ahead. Red’s first two opponents met the same bloody fate (murder, if the other portion of their name bears any basis in reality), and crime has paid off (so far) with Redman & Company chugging along, far from the standings caboose now at 2-0-0…

Boxes are up…recaps to come.

Spring 2024 Season Standings

Color	Team Name	GP	W	L	T	PTS	PIM	GF	GA	GD	SF	SA	SD
	Olive Us Are Suspects Olive	1	1	0	0	2	0	4	2	2	17	22	-5
	Grey Grey	2	0	1	1	1	4	4	8	-4	42	29	13
	Golden Candlestick-handlers Gold	2	1	1	0	2	0	5	7	-2	44	41	3
	No Shit, Sherlock Brown	2	1	1	0	2	0	6	6	0	48	42	6
	Agent Orange, In The Slot, With The Dagger Orange	2	0	1	1	1	8	7	13	-6	35	54	-19
	Professor Salt's Plums Purple	2	2	0	0	4	0	8	2	6	34	30	4
	Dr. Black's Bruisers Black	1	1	0	0	2	0	2	1	1	13	24	-11
	Wirt-Collar Crime White	2	1	1	0	2	2	11	7	4	42	40	2
	Teal Teal	2	0	2	0	0	4	2	6	-4	50	30	20
	Murder On The J-Hole Express Red	2	2	0	0	4	4	9	3	6	34	44	-10
	Inspector Clue-Yo-A & The Pink Tranthers Pink	2	0	2	0	0	2	4	7	-3	49	52	-3
# = Playoff Seed \| X = Clinched Playoff Spot \| E = Eliminated From Playoffs

SDFHL Recent News

April 17, 2024 at 4:29 pm. Trained Assassins

Boxes are up…recaps to come.

April 17, 2024 at 4:29 pm. First Blood

Brown versus Pink…a quintessential tossup to FINALLY open the Spring 2024 season, after weeks of ill-timed precipitation (I blame Czar Carl) had us all murderous with anticipation and frustration. The […]